You know that thing where you're trying to fix a carburetor and suddenly your dick is in your mouth? No? Well Ana gets it. This game is basically what happens when someone looks at a futa protagonist and thinks "what if we made her a mechanic, but like, the horniest mechanic alive."

The hand drawn art has this rough, almost sketchy quality that somehow makes everything filthier. Like finding a really explicit doodle in someone's notebook. Ana's proportions are absolutely ridiculous, massive tits that defy physics, an ass that would make a Kardashian weep, and of course the main attraction. The self suck scenes are the centerpiece here and they're animated with this janky charm that I can't stop watching. There's something about the way her back arches when she manages to get her lips around herself that short circuits my brain every time.

The actual car repair stuff is... there. You run a shop, you fix cars, you manage time and money. Standard sandbox busywork that exists mainly to give you something to do between the good parts. I spent way too long trying to figure out why the oil change minigame needed to be so complicated. Nobody's here for the oil changes. The titfuck scenes though, those are worth the price of admission alone. Ana using her ridiculous chest to get herself off while bent over an engine block is exactly the kind of unhinged energy I respect.

The futa mechanics are fully embraced here, no half measures. She's packing and the game never lets you forget it. There's this one scene where she's supposed to be working on a transmission and instead she's going to town on herself in the shop bathroom and I just. The scheduling system means you can literally plan your day around getting yourself off between customers which is either the most relatable game mechanic ever or a cry for help. I haven't decided.

Okay so the whole thing starts with you getting canned from some city job, right, and you slink back to this sleepy little coastal town, Cabo Lagoon. The house is a total mess, sand everywhere, basically a wreck after a storm. And you’re supposed to fix it up with zero skills. That’s the setup. But then Mira and Lola show up, these two girls you knew as a kid, and holy shit they are not kids anymore. Mira is all bouncy energy, wants to turn the place into some smart home paradise, and Lola is softer, all about cozy vibes and vintage tiles. They’re a renovation team, which is convenient.

The first time Mira bends over to measure a floorboard, her tail swishing, I knew this wasn’t just about picking paint colors. The furry tag is no joke, they’re fully anthropomorphic, and the sprite animations, especially during the lewd scenes, have this frame by frame jitter that’s actually really hot. It’s not smooth, it’s kinda raw. There’s this one CG where Lola’s eyes roll back, classic ahegao, tongue out, while Mira is guiding you into her from behind during a group scene. The titfuck sequence with Mira is ridiculous, her fur is so short and soft looking, and the way the artist drew the squeeze, you can almost feel the friction. The teasing dialogue before the vaginal sex is where the game actually shines, Mira will whisper stuff that made me shift in my chair, but then Lola’s route has this slow burn that’s almost too sweet, I wish there was a bit more bite to her dirty talk, it stays a little too gentle even when things get messy.

The renovation choices are whatever, pick a door, pick a window, it’s just a way to push you toward one girl or the other, or both if you play it right. The poly route is the real meat here. Watching Mira get competitive while Lola gets flustered, then seeing them both give in, that’s the good stuff. The sound design is all lo-fi beats and ocean waves, which is nice but sometimes I just wanted the moans to be louder, more unhinged. There’s a moment where you’re just painting a wall and Mira presses up against you from behind, and the whole scene is so quiet except for her breathing, it’s more intense than the actual sex scenes. Anyway, the group scene at the end of the poly path, with both of them on the half finished bed, is worth the grind. The ahegao faces get a little repetitive after the third time though, they only have like two expressions each for that state. Still, not bad for a game about home repair.

Right, so this thing opens and you're a horse. Not like a furry thing, not a costume, but a full on, legally contracted, four legged animal with a human brain still ticking inside. Melenum, 22, spent four years prepping for this. Four years of paperwork and pre-training just to get hitched to a cart for some couple named Magdalene and Finn Park. They need to haul goods up a mountain to see some monument. That's the plot. The whole plot. And honestly, I spent way too long just staring at the character sheet screen, the one where you see her stats and her... modifications. The tail attachment point is a detail I did not need to know about but now I can't unknow it.

The game is a kinetic novel, so you're just clicking through. No choices, no branching paths, just the story washing over you. And the story is basically a deep dive into the logistics of being a human turned beast of burden. The Parks are new to horse ownership, see, so there's this whole awkward getting to know you phase. Finn is all about the male domination angle, checking her teeth, her hooves, making sure the harness fits right. But then Magdalene gets involved and it flips into this intense female domination thing, all whispered commands and very specific grooming rituals that go way beyond a curry comb. There's a scene with a special bridle that has a... let's call it a bit, that's not for her mouth. My brain short circuited. The voyeurism tag is earned because you, the player, are just watching this poor woman's life through a screen, powerless.

The art is 2DCG, deliberately unpolished in a way that makes the whole thing feel like a fever dream. The big tits are there, obviously, but they're drawn with this weird anatomical stiffness that somehow makes the groping scenes more uncomfortable. There's a moment where Finn is "inspecting" her for the journey and Magdalene is just watching from the doorway, and the text describes the creampie that follows with such clinical detachment I had to close the tab and touch grass. Then I opened it again because the spanking scene with a riding crop was next and I'm only human. The slave and BDSM tags are not for show. She's property. The contract says so. And the game never lets you forget it, even when it tries to get romantic with the Parks sharing a tender moment with her after a long day of travel. It's jarring. One minute it's hardcore anal sex with a tentacle monster that lives in a mountain pass (don't ask), the next it's a quiet conversation about the view. The multiple penetration scene with the sex toys during a "rest stop" made me genuinely wonder about the developer's hard drive. Anyway, the monument better be worth it.

The thing with AI CG is you can always spot where the algorithm just gave up on hands. Azonexyl-9 has that in spades, but honestly, who's looking at fingers when Sophie's tits are practically spilling out of her sundress in that scene at the clinic? The whole setup is this pathetic husband Alex, total virgin energy despite being married, and he's trying to fix his dick problems with some experimental drug. Classic.

The rendering style is weirdly inconsistent. One frame Sophie looks like a supermodel, next she's got that uncanny valley stare that makes you feel like you're being evaluated for a meal plan. But the teasing scenes. Jesus. There's this moment where she bends over to "check the router cables" and the perspective shifts so aggressively you can practically hear the artist breathing heavy. The big ass tag isn't lying, it's practically a character in itself.

I spent way too long on the branching path where Alex starts suspecting the clinic isn't just about erectile dysfunction. Something about MKULTRA references in a porn game feels like eating a gourmet burger and finding a circuit board inside. You're there for the cuckold humiliation beats, the gaslighting, Sophie slowly realizing she can get what she needs elsewhere while Alex watches through that two-way mirror setup, and then suddenly there's conspiracy theories about mind control. It's jarring. I kind of love it? The writing during the heavy NTR scenes is genuinely uncomfortable in a way most games don't manage, probably because Alex's internal monologue is so pathetic. You almost want to click away. Almost.

The simulator aspects are barebones. Click, read, get horny, feel bad, repeat. But that one scene where Sophie's on the phone with her mom while the doctor is... look, the audio design carries it. No voice acting, but the ambient hum of the clinic lights and that muffled bass from the adjacent room. Chef's kiss for immersion.

I wish there was more to do with the virgin tag besides Alex's whole deal. Missed opportunity for a flashback arc.

You start as this unlucky bastard of a diver who goes way too deep and ends up stuck in some creepy underwater bunker that feels half research lab, half horny fever dream. Place is sealed off, metal corridors, flickering lights, water groaning above your head, that kind of vibe where you’re not sure if you’re safe or one fucked up decision away from drowning. And then the girls show up. Not “just” girls, obviously. You’ve got this cold android with soft curves and a voice that sounds like it wants to scan your soul, a monster girl with claws and a ridiculous ass pressed tight into a suit that looks one size too small, some strange alien elf type who stares at you like she’s deciding if you’re food or a toy. They talk to you, test you, tease the shit out of you. A hand on your shoulder that lingers way too long, a “medical exam” where her fingers slide a little lower than needed, a shower door not fully closed so you see curves through the steam and you absolutely keep watching. The game knows exactly what it’s doing with that slow burn, lots of groping chances that feel like you’re getting away with something, even when you totally aren’t.

It’s mostly point and click, but not the lazy kind. You walk around the bunker, poke at panels, fix wires, mess with weird consoles that buzz and beep like they hate you. Sometimes you’re trying to solve tiny puzzles while one of the girls leans over your shoulder, boobs basically on your back, breathing in your ear, asking why you’re so tense while the timer is ticking. That shit is unfair and also very good. There are moments where you’re locked in some small control room and the only way out is to figure out a pattern, while this monster girl is on the other side of the glass staring at you like she wants to fuck you and eat you and she hasn’t decided the order. Or you have to crawl inside tight vents and hear them talking about you, saying things like “he was staring at my ass earlier” and you can’t even deny it because you’re literally the camera right now, just quietly peeking. Sometimes you get choices that look harmless, like “help her with maintenance” or “check the other room first”, and suddenly you’re pressing your hand to her big tits “for calibration”, or you’re missing that scene and later she acts colder, like she remembers you chose the bunker over her body. It hits you in the dick and in the brain at the same time.

The horny part is not subtle at all. When it goes explicit, it really goes for it. Animated scenes with bodies grinding in zero privacy, tits bouncing while alarms blare in the background because you two decided sex is more important than fixing anything, her riding you on a bunk while water drips from the ceiling, that kind of “we might die later so fuck me harder” energy. You get those moments where she pretends to just “inspect” your body, then fingers sneak between your legs, or you push her gently against a console, grab her ass, feel those thick cheeks in your hands while some machine behind you is screaming critical error. There’s voyeur stuff too, like catching the alien girl touching herself in a storage room, legs spread, tail twitching, glowing eyes half-closed while she moans your name, and you’re stuck deciding if you walk in, keep spying, or pretend you never saw it and suffer. I wish the movement between rooms was a bit less clicky and slow, honestly, sometimes I just wanted to sprint straight to the next scene where someone pins me to a wall, but the game makes you wander around like a lost idiot. Still, when the bunker feels quiet, you know something filthy is coming. Or nothing happens and you just sit there thinking about android boobs for a solid minute, which is also kind of the point.

The therapist in me is fucking fascinated by Aiden. Here's a guy who comes home with revenge hardwired into his brain, but the game doesn't let you just be a simple monster. You're poking through this household of secrets and every dialogue choice feels like a little confession. Kasumi's sporty ass in that uniform, the way the corruption path slowly peels away her defiance, it's all a window into control fantasies. The blackmail mechanic isn't just a plot device, it's a direct line to the id. Watching her go from competitive athlete to someone on her knees, the oral and handjob scenes unlocking as you break her down, it's a raw power trip. The titfuck scene especially, with those big tits, feels less like a reward and more like a clinical study in dominance.

But god, the relationship management is where it gets messy in a good way. You're juggling alliances, trying to dig up dirt, and sometimes the game just forgets its own tone. One minute you're in a tense, whispered conversation uncovering a dark family secret, the next you're staring at a 2DCG that looks like it was drawn during a lunch break. The male protagonist perspective is relentless, which is the point, but the "male domination" tag is so heavy it sometimes flattens the other characters into cardboard cutouts. I wish the stripping scenes had a bit more buildup, a slower burn before the uniform comes off, but that's never getting patched.

Had this weird moment where I reloaded a save three times just to see if Kasumi's expression changed during the handjob scene based on earlier choices. It didn't. Spent way too long on that. The whole thing runs in a browser, no fuss, which is nice because I can't be bothered with installers anymore. It's like those old Newgrounds flash games but with an actual, if slightly unhinged, plot about vengeance. The corruption arc is the main draw, and when it hits, it hits like a truck. Just don't expect the side characters to have the same depth. Or any depth, really. The blackmail is the glue holding this whole sticky mess together.

You ever play one of those games where the jank is the whole point? Like finding an old, scratched up disc of a forgotten PS2 title and somehow it just hits different. Hanna's story is that. The AI art is... well, it's AI art. Sometimes her hands look like a melted candle and her face shifts ethnicity between scenes. But weirdly, it works. It feels like a fever dream memory of a game you can't quite place.

The whole thing is about this refugee girl trying to build a life, and the sex stuff just sort of leaks in through the cracks. There's this one scene where she's changing in her cramped little room and the landlord "accidentally" walks in. The dialogue is so stilted, so wonderfully awkward. "Oh. I am sorry. I did not see you are... without clothes." And Hanna just stands there, frozen, nipples hard because the window's broken and it's cold. The voyeurism tag is earned, man. It's not some slick porn setup. It feels grimy and real, like you're peeking through a hole in the wall yourself. The corruption is slow too, not some instant slut button. She starts doing little things for extra cash, a handjob here, letting a guy watch her shower there. The cheating angle comes in when she gets a boyfriend who's actually nice, some local dude trying to help, and you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop. The romance is surprisingly sweet in parts, which makes the betrayal sting more. I wish the teasing scenes lasted longer, they always cut away right when things get interesting.

The game's a mess, honestly. The translation is broken in that perfect, unintentionally poetic way. Choices feel like they matter but I'm pretty sure they don't. The whole thing is like a grimy little secret you'd find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds back in the day. It's not polished, it's not balanced, and half the CGs look like a robot having a stroke. But I kept clicking. Kept wanting to see Hanna get her happy ending, even if it meant watching her get railed by her boss in a supply closet first.

The first time I got Jennifer’s ending I actually laughed out loud, then felt kind of gross about it. The whole setup is this weird Back to the Future thing but the flux capacitor is just an excuse to get you into 1950s skirts. You’re in Marty’s body, sure, but the game doesn’t give a shit about the space-time continuum. It cares about how many times you can make Lorraine’s sprite blush before the school dance.

The corruption system is where the emergent plot actually lives. It’s not just a meter filling up. I was trying to keep things vanilla with the girl next door type, you know the one with the ponytail who helps you with the history project. But then I missed a dialogue check during the soda shop scene and the whole narrative branched into this netorare spiral I did not consent to. I just sat there staring at the screen while my supposed best friend from the future timeline swooped in. The 2dcg art is deliberately unpolished, like someone drew it on a napkin, and somehow that makes the oral sex scenes hit different. Less is more, or whatever. The janky lines make your brain fill in the gaps.

I wish the sci-fi elements mattered at all. They don’t. The DeLorean is just a static background jpeg you click past. I spent twenty minutes trying to find a way to use the almanac to cheat the dating stats, but the game doesn’t recognize that kind of player creativity. It’s a railroad. A very specific, sticky railroad.

The school setting feels like a fever dream. One minute you’re answering a trivia question about the Cold War, the next you’re figuring out how to unhook a bra through a pixelated sweater. I abandoned a save file because I felt actual guilt. Then I reloaded a backup. The history is wrong, the parody is thin, but the way a character’s expression changes when you push the corruption too far. That’s the real plot. It’s not about getting back to the future. It’s about ruining the past.

boss keeps messaging about quarterly reports so obviously i opened broken harbours instead. it's one of those visual novel things, you know the type, but this one is about rune and devon. two guys. furry. and honestly the art style is kind of rough? like deliberately sketchy almost, which i thought would bug me but somehow it fits the whole melancholy vibe they're going for. devon's this big quiet type with baggage and rune is... i don't know, persistent. there's this scene early on where they're just sitting on a dock and the dialogue is so fucking awkward in a real way, not in a bad writing way. you know when you meet someone and you want to say something meaningful but all that comes out is something about the weather? that.

the sex stuff takes a while to get to which normally i'd complain about because let's be real i'm not here for the plot. but when it hits, it hits. there's this one scene where devon finally lets his guard down and the way the game handles the intimacy is surprisingly tender for something that also shows a creampie in explicit detail. the oral scenes are hot too, lots of focus on expressions which the sketchy art actually enhances somehow. makes it feel more raw. less polished porn, more like someone's actual memory of a hookup.

wish there were more choices that actually mattered though. you get these dialogue options sometimes but they mostly just change the next line or two, not the overall arc. for a game tagged romance i wanted more branching, more ways to fuck things up or make them better. replayability is kind of low unless you just want to rewatch the sex scenes which, fair enough, i did that twice. also the music loops weirdly in one part, cuts off mid note and starts over, took me right out of the moment when devon was finally opening up about his past. small thing but annoying.

anyway if they ever make a dlc or sequel with actual branching paths and maybe some more explicit anal scenes because the one we get is good but i'm greedy, that'd be something. back to spreadsheets i guess.