Broken Harbours, right. So it's a furry joint. Gay furry. Those tags don't lie. But here's the thing, I'm clicking through and the first date vibe is real. Soft. Lots of talk. Rune and Devon, two dudes with emotional baggage the size of a truck, just... orbiting each other. I was promised oral sex and anal sex, the creampie tag is literally floating in my brain. Instead I'm getting a novella about their fuckin' rough pasts.

And then the sex hits.

It's all 2DCG but the scenes have this deliberateness. Like the artist actually cared where the hands go. You get Rune's knot. It's a thing. The oral scenes are messy in a good way, drool and all that, but there was one with Devon where his expression just broke and I thought my GPU was artifacting but no, that's just... an unpolished frame. The whole game is deliberately unpolished, that's the gimmick, but sometimes a janky line during a creampie shot pulls you right out.

My Discord was pinging. Some server drama about AI art again. I flicked back.

The relationship sim part is glued to a kinetic novel skeleton. You don't steer the ship much. They're on a... I don't know, a pier? A boat? I remember a dock scene that dragged for like thirty clicks and I started scrolling Twitter. But then the next morning, the cuddling aftermath, the way the text describes the silence. That part is better than any of the hardcore stuff. Made me feel weirdly lonely, and then a pop up from my backup software reminded me my data wasn't backed up. Weird mental whiplash.

Oh and the anal sex. There's a lot. But it's a side story to some other game called Dawn Chorus, so maybe I'm missing lore? They reference something about a festival and I just nodded along. One time the game bugged and repeated two dialogue boxes. That 'unpolished' charm pushing its luck. Still finished it though.