ok so i was playing this game, right, and at first i was like what the fuck is this, the animations are so janky. like frame by frame but it feels like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. mira's tits bounce in a way that defies physics, not in a hot way but in a "did the artist ever see a real woman" way. but then i kept playing. and i dunno, it got under my skin.

the whole thing starts with you being a total loser, fired from some office job, back in this shitty coastal town. caba lagoon or whatever. your house is wrecked. then these two girls show up, lola and mira, and they're like "we'll help you fix it" and also they're both clearly dtf. mira is the one with the furry ears, a cat or fox or something, and she's always making these ahegao faces even when she's just talking about drywall. it's ridiculous. i laughed out loud when she first suggested a titfuck and the animation looked like a flipbook made by a horny teenager. but the teasing, man. the teasing is where it's at. there's this one scene where lola, who's supposed to be the sweet one, just keeps brushing against you while you're painting a wall and the dialogue is so stupid but i was rock hard anyway.

the group sex path is a mess. you think you're gonna get this smooth poly thing but the writing is all over the place. one minute you're picking out curtains, next minute mira is on her knees and lola is watching with this blank sprite expression. the vaginal sex scenes have that same weird animation, but the sound design is actually... good? like the wet noises are disgustingly realistic. i had to check if my window was open.

i never finished the house renovation. got bored of clicking on furniture options. but i kept coming back for the character sprites, especially mira's stupid ears twitching during the ahegao faces. it's not a good game. i think i love it. the romance routes are basically just three flavors of "i want to fuck my childhood friend" and honestly that's all i needed. don't play this for the story. play it for the moment lola finally drops the sweet act and the frame by frame goes absolutely feral. my phone almost overheated. worth it.