I keep alt-tabbing between this and the project management spreadsheet. Kobayashi san is droning about Q3 deliverables but honestly the spreader bar gif someone posted in the general channel is more demanding of my attention. Which is how I ended up clicking a link called Kunoichi Clicker or whatever. The thumbnail was Anko Mitarashi with those things absolutely massive, bigger than I remembered from the anime but who's complaining. She looks vaguely cross eyed. A mood.

The whole thing hangs on this one sex scene framework, just Anko and Naruto in what's supposed to be post-war Konoha. You click to fill a bar that says "Excitement" which is exactly as clinical as it sounds. Click click click. The background is maybe a bedroom maybe a storage closet, there's a blurry scroll on the wall that they didn't even bother making look like it belongs in the Naruto universe. I ended up staring at that scroll for like forty seconds wondering why it's so hard to just draw a recognizable seal pattern. My chai latte got cold. The animation loop is her riding him, a basic up and down bounce that stutters if you tab away to check Slack. I don't hate it. The breast physics are turned up to absolute nonsense, the kind where they move a half second after the body does, like a jello mold on a paint shaker. It's silly. It's working.

What's weird is the insistence on the creampie ending being the whole point. There's no alternative, no branching, no mini game beyond making the bar hit max. Once it does, there's a cumshot rendered with this strange, almost aggressive pixelated splash effect, and then she says something that might be dialogue or might be placeholder text, and it just loops. I caught myself wondering how the actual Anko would feel about being reduced to a single repeating animation with boobs that could concuss a man. Then I got a notification for a team standup and forgot about it entirely. The game doesn't care if you forget it. That's almost respectful. The breast expansion tag is technically accurate in that they're already huge before anything even starts, so I guess the expansion happened in someone's head before I clicked play. Wish there was a way to make her shut up about Naruto being a hero now, the audio loop really drills that line into your skull. A mute button. Yeah.

Iyura Mishima sits there in the art room like she's waiting for a train that never comes. I clicked through the first few choices thinking this would be another one of those uniform hentai things where the girl just blushes and says no for twenty screens. But no. She actually looks at you different depending on what you pick. The strip mechanic is simple, you just keep choosing and her clothes come off piece by piece, but the art has this rough quality that makes it feel like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. Not polished at all. I mean that as a compliment.

The choices on the right side of the screen, I kept pressing them like a lab rat. Sometimes she laughs, sometimes she gets quiet. There's this one ending where she just leaves and you sit there with your dick in your hand, metaphorically speaking. I got that one twice because I'm an idiot. The password system is actually useful if you want to jump back to a specific ending without replaying the whole thing. But why would you? The replay is the fun part. The Japanese text is there but I don't read it, I just look at her face change.

I wish there was more variety in the endings. Like maybe one where she takes control or something. But no, it's all about your choices and her reactions. The uniform stays on longer than I expected, which is fine. The art room setting gets boring after a while, same easel, same window. I forgot to mention the sound, there is none. Just silence while you click. That's fine too. If you're into this kind of thing, just click and see what happens. Don't overthink it. The passwords are the only thing you need to remember.

This time throughout your virtual visist to Fucktown you will certainly attempt on your own as a doctor. Yet not simply any doctor - you will certainly become a hypnotherapist! You might not also rely on such points but you ought to know simply one point - your today's client relies on all tha things... and she is sweet looking hottie by the way! Help her to resolve her problems and have your funtime with her simultaneously!

The whole thing feels like someone left a browser tab open from 2016 and forgot about it. Mercy's there, Tracer, Widowmaker, the usual suspects, all drawn in that specific way where the anatomy gets a little creative around the chest area. It's a memory card matching game, which is fine I guess, but the cards are just cropped hentai panels so you're basically flipping over the same three facial expressions until you find the pair where Tracer's getting railed by some mechanical contraption.

The fucking machine scene with Widowmaker is what I kept coming back to, not because it's particularly good but because the sound design is just... someone recorded a printer jamming and looped it. And the oral bits have this wet slap noise that reminds me of stirring mac and cheese, the cheap kind with the powder. I don't know why I'm still clicking through it. The anal scenes unlock after you clear a board, which takes maybe two minutes if you're not paying attention, and I wasn't. The art style is that specific era of western hentai where everyone's skin looks like polished plastic and the cum is just a white circle with opacity turned down to 70%.

I wish the cards shuffled differently each time but they don't. Same layout, same order, my muscle memory is now trained to clear the Mercy board in under forty seconds which is not a skill I planned to develop. The parody aspect is doing heavy lifting here, because without the character skins this is just another flash game from a site that probably doesn't exist anymore. There's a moment where Tracer does that thing with her mouth and the animation loops one frame too early so it looks like she's glitching out, which is accidentally lore accurate I suppose. My boss walked by and I alt tabbed to a spreadsheet about quarterly projections and honestly the spreadsheet was more engaging.

Plunging into the throbbing desire of a gigantic ass is the raw, unfiltered mission of this game. These towering dolls, far beyond any normal man's reach in height, still crave that fierce connection. She wants nothing more than to be ravished, to be taken hard and deep, proving that even giants have a thirst for primal affection. We’re not just talking about some oversized butts here - this is about unleashing your darkest desires on a colossal body made for sin. You won’t be alone in this debauched adventure - gather your friends and prepare to take turns satisfying the insatiable hunger of these giants. As always, the first move is yours - step forward and show them how a real man takes control. The intensity of every thrust, every moan, every sweaty grip can be cranked up to its peak with the flick of a switch. There’s no holding back here - it’s a full-throttle plunge into ecstasy where size and desire collide in the most explosive ways. So step up, grab control, and let the pounding begin - this game dares you to conquer the ultimate taboo and revel in the forbidden.

The loading screen stutters and I remember thinking, oh great, another renpy web port that’s gonna chug like a dying laptop. F11 fullscreen, yeah, I did that. Still chugged. The PC version’s probably fine but I was too lazy to download, so I sat there with the browser hiccuping while I tried to figure out why my robot brothel wasn’t making money.

You build these puppets. Not just any puppets, they’re knockoff popular characters, the kind you’d recognize if you squint. The assembly screen is weirdly satisfying, clicking parts together like a perverted Lego set. I made one that looked like a certain pink-haired tsundere and immediately put her to work. The brothel management is barebones, honestly. Click, assign, wait. The money trickles in. I kept forgetting to check the stats screen and then wondering why nobody was visiting.

The sex scenes are where it actually delivers. Stiff animations, sure, but the whole puppet angle makes it hotter than it should be. There’s something about the dead-eyed stare of a robot that’s supposed to be a famous anime girl, going through the motions while you watch. It’s uncanny in a way that works for me. Maybe I’m broken. The sound design is nonexistent, which is a crime, but the dialogue is dumb and filthy and I laughed out loud twice.

I wish there was more to do between scenes. The loop gets old fast, build robot, assign robot, watch robot fuck, repeat. The parody characters carry the whole thing. Without them it’d be a skeleton of a game. The patreon link pops up and I get it, it’s early, second release, more content coming. But right now it’s a snack, not a meal. I closed the tab and forgot about it until I saw the icon in my history and went back to build another one. That tsundere was still earning, by the way. Good for her.

Right, so Reiko Holinger. From the Gundam card game. I know, I know, the crossover nobody asked for but somehow we all needed. She's your secretary, which is hilarious because the actual card game has her as some kind of assistant too. But here she's not helping with your deck building, unless you know what I mean.

The undress mechanic is basically the whole thing. Click to remove clothes. Revolutionary stuff. But the way her bikini top just... gives up? The physics are doing something weird and I'm not complaining. Her tits expand. Like, actually get bigger as you go. Breast expansion tag is there for a reason and it's not subtle. One moment she's in this tight uniform, next thing the buttons are fighting for their lives and losing. There's a dildo involved later. She seems really into it. The facial expressions are surprisingly good for something that looks like it was drawn during a lunch break. That one eye half closed thing she does. You know the one.

Flying Tree Frog made this. Same devs who do all those f-series games. You can tell because the interface is the same clunky mess where you accidentally skip animations if you click wrong. Happened to me three times. The sound design is just... there's wet noises. Lots of them. Sometimes they loop weirdly and it sounds like someone stirring mac and cheese. Not sexy. But then she does this thing where she bends over and her ass takes up the whole screen and I forget about the audio problems completely. The parody aspect is thin. If you didn't tell me this was Gundam related I'd just think it was some random office lady with big boobs. Which, honestly, is fine. I'm not here for the lore. The bikini swimsuit scene is my favorite. She's on a bike at one point? I think? The description mentioned a bicycle but I never saw it. Maybe I clicked past it. Whatever.

The monster with the tentacles caught a youthful and busty girl. He wants to fuck her. But there is one small problem. The girl has a lot of clothes. Moreover, her figure is still entangled in chains. So the important rule is you must free the girl. To do this, use the mouse. Find the desired points on the game screen. Click on them. You'll see how the tentacles exclaim the girl. Once she is completely free, the monster will be able to handle her fuck-fest. But be careful. If you click on the"Penetrate" button until you have eliminated the chain, the game will end. So act and a sexual act would be achieved by that.

You know that feeling when you find a parody that gets the character design so right it's almost uncomfortable? The Tina model here has those ridiculous proportions from the source material but pushed even further, like someone took the Dead or Alive physics engine and just... broke it on purpose. The way her tits move doesn't follow any real world logic but honestly that's the whole appeal. She's at some kind of amusement park setup, though calling it a park is generous, it's basically a couple props and a ferris wheel in the background that you'll forget exists the moment things start.

The fifth episode apparently. I haven't played the others and it doesn't matter at all. You click, things happen, Tina does what the title promises. The animation loops are short but there's something about the facial expressions that caught me off guard, she has this vacant look that's supposed to be aroused but sometimes reads as mildly confused about how she ended up in this situation. Which, same.

The sound design is... there. Some wet noises that loop a bit too obviously, and voice clips that repeat enough times you'll start hearing them when you close your eyes. The whole thing runs in browser which is convenient but also means if your wifi drops mid scene you're just staring at a frozen frame of exaggerated anatomy. The background music is this generic carnival tune that keeps playing through everything, creating this bizarre contrast between the cheerful melody and what's happening on screen. I found myself laughing at inappropriate moments because of it. The clicking is minimal, basically just advancing through positions, and there's no real choice system to speak of. You're here for one thing and the game knows it. The cum effects are way over the top, like someone discovered a particle system and had no restraint whatsoever. It's messy in both the intended and unintended ways.