ok so you ever have one of those dreams where you’re back in school but you forgot your pants and somehow you’re also the class president and a secret agent? that’s uni. not the dream, the game. it’s this sandbox thing, point and click, and you’re this girl. just a girl. but the city is called uni and it’s like a dating sim if the dating sim had a nervous breakdown and decided to try everything once.

i started off thinking i’d be a good student, you know? get the grades, maybe a cute lesbian thing with the girl in the library. the corruption tag doesn’t wait though. it’s like a hungry little gremlin. suddenly i’m managing a prostitution ring from my phone between classes. the management part is weirdly satisfying, like a twisted version of those idle tycoon apps, except the currency is... well. the blackmail mechanics, oh boy. you get some dirt on a teacher and then it’s a footjob in the storage closet and you’re thinking, wait, how did my virginity stat still say zero when i was doing that? the game doesn’t care about your logic.

the voyeurism stuff is baked right into the school setting. you can just. watch. through a crack in the gym door. and then use what you saw for male domination routes or female domination routes, it’s a whole buffet of bad decisions. i tried a netorare path just to see if the other guy would cry. he didn’t. i felt worse. the exhibitionism is funny because you can just decide to strip in the hallway and the game’s like “cool, you do you, here’s a groping scene.” i wish there was more consequence for that, like a reputation system that wasn’t just a number. but then i got distracted by a bdsm scene with the school nurse and forgot what i was complaining about. the 2dcg art is simple but the big tits physics are doing a lot of heavy lifting. i abandoned a cheating storyline halfway through because i got a better offer from a guy who wanted to watch. classic uni.

You start as this shy, kinda awkward occult nerd at a religious school, except your family tree is completely fucked up. You’re the bloodline of Crowley himself, which sounds cool until you realize it basically paints a giant target on your ass for every horny demon, angel, and thing in between. First big hit is that shower scene at school, where a stacked futa classmate corners you. It’s not some soft, gentle stuff either. She pushes you against the tiles, steam everywhere, your knees almost give out when she whips it out and you see she’s way too big for a “normal” school fling. You’re trying to say no with your mouth while your hand is already jerking her off and your thighs are rubbing together. It goes from sloppy kneeling blowjob to getting pounded against the wall fast, with you drooling, ahegao face, and her finishing all over your tits and inside you because of course there’s a creampie in the damn school shower. Nobody walks in. That bugged me for like ten minutes and then I forgot because the next scene hits.

The whole thing runs like a horny sandbox where half the fun is just wandering around and seeing what corruption flag you flip by accident. One minute you’re in a dusty occult bookstore fingering yourself under your skirt while pretending to read this creepy demon grimoire, next minute you’re in your own bedroom, legs spread, trying one ritual “just to see” and waking up with a tail, horns, and that weird heat between your thighs that doesn’t go away unless someone fills you. The transformations are not always flattering, by the way. Sometimes you go all cute monster girl with wings, other times you end up staring at the screen like “why does this tentacle thing actually turn me on” while you’re getting used like a fleshlight by some faceless demon hand thing. There’s paranormal stuff baked into every route. Ghost nun watching you masturbate in the chapel, holy statue silently staring while you get your brains fucked out on the altar by a smug milf teacher who’s way too into “saving” your soul. Religious guilt plus bukkake is a combo I didn’t know I needed.

The family angle is just wrong in that way that makes hentai fans smirk. Your “proper” older relative in charge of you, this elegant milf with that fake moral front, slowly gets dragged into your mess. First she just scolds you for staying out late, then she finds the book, then suddenly there’s this scene in the living room where she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared, choking on your new futa cock like she’s been waiting her whole life for it. Game goes hard on incest, and it doesn’t pretend it’s anything else. One route has you turning the whole house into a little harem nest. Aunt bent over the couch taking anal, that pure religious cousin riding your face while another monster girl version of you fucks her from behind, everyone glazed with cum. It sounds like total chaos, but it kind of fits the “you’re the heir of demonic bullshit” theme. There’s lesbian side paths that feel more intimate too, like slow scenes of you and a shy girl in the library, kissing between bookshelves, then it escalates into her on the table licking you while candles light themselves because some demon is apparently into voyeurism. Only thing that annoyed me is this tiny visual detail with one of the CG angles where her hair clip jumps sides between shots and I kept noticing it. I’m still mad about that. Anyway, while you’re juggling occult rituals, futa sex, creampies, and turning half the cast into your harem, Lilith herself is there in the background, poking you into more depravity, pretending she’s using you to take back Hell. Joke’s on her though, because by the time you’re summoning demon lords for “negotiations” that are basically one long gangbang, you’re not sure who is corrupting who anymore. You just know you’re cumming a lot.

I don't know what jedore means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. The tag list looks like someone had a stroke while typing Mass Effect character names but whatever, I clicked because Tali. Always Tali. The quarian hips don't lie and neither does my search history.

This thing picks up right after the abandoned ship nonsense from the first chapter, which I barely remember because I was too busy figuring out the sandbox triggers. Now she's floating through space with "unexpected friends" which apparently means every female crewmate from the Normandy plus some monster appendages I didn't ask for. The corruption tag is doing heavy lifting here. Shiala shows up. Shiala! The green asari from Feros that everyone forgot existed. Someone on the dev team has a very specific folder on their hard drive and honestly, respect. The combat is... there. You click things. Enemies have health bars. Sometimes you win, sometimes the lose animation plays and that's clearly the point. The animated scenes are janky in that specific way where the loop almost syncs but doesn't quite, like a gif that's embarrassed of itself. Miranda's ass has its own gravitational field. I'm not complaining, I'm just observing physics.

The sandbox structure means you wander between dialogue trees hoping to trigger the next corruption stage. Liara gets teased. Samara gets... well, the anal sex tag isn't decorative. There's a monster scene that made me alt-tab even though nobody else was home. The female protagonist tag means you're playing as Tali watching everyone else get corrupted around her, which is a choice. I wish the masturbation scenes had more interaction but they won't patch that. The whole thing feels like someone's private mod collection escaped containment and learned just enough Unity to be playable. Ashley's in there too, looking nothing like herself, which is almost a metaphor.

Fuck me, this game. It's like finding a crusty old holocron that just shows you one thing over and over. You do the Sith ritual, big dark side energy, and now Ahsoka is yours. But her will is too strong, the game says. My will to keep clicking is what's really being tested here. The whole thing is this loop, morning and night, send her out to grind for credits. Yeah, a slave simulator with a fucking shift job. I spent more time in the menu buying a cheap dildo than I did in the actual, you know, corruption scenes. The internal view during the anal is a nice touch though, a real anatomical mess of 3DCG that looks like a medical diagram drawn by a horny teenager.

The corruption meter is a lie. I bought the groping upgrade, the bukkake potion, the whole nine yards, and her dialogue barely shifts. One moment she's spitting venom about the Jedi code, the next she's taking a double penetration like a champ but her face is still that same blank, defiant stare. The disconnect is almost art. The trainer aspect is just a series of repetitive handjobs and oral that feel less like breaking a Jedi and more like a very aggressive, unskippable tutorial. And the interracial group sex scene? It just sort of happens. No build up, no real payoff from all that credit grinding. Just a sudden pile of bodies and a creampie that clips through her big ass because the physics gave up.

I kept waiting for the moment her mind would snap, for the male domination to feel earned. But it's just a simulator of a guy who's bad at being a Sith. The sexual harassment options are as deep as a puddle on Tatooine. You click, something jiggles, repeat. The animated scenes are stiff, like action figures being mashed together. Honestly, the hottest part was the brief, glitchy moment the camera got stuck inside her model during a masturbation scene. A pure accident of broken code. That one second of chaos had more life than the entire prostitution loop they want you to run. I never did figure out if buying the expensive sex toys actually changed any of the stats or if I was just throwing credits into a void. Probably the void.

So the whole thing is a kinetic novel, right, you just click and read, no choices, which honestly fits because Natsuki's brain is already made up like three screens in. The setup is she and her husband Yoshi are at this fancy hotel restaurant, trying to have a romantic night, and this old rich dude Tatsuki just slides into their table. And the game does this thing where it lingers on his hand placement under the tablecloth for way too long before anything even happens. Like, the pacing is a slow cooker left on warm, you keep waiting for the boil but it just simmers and simmers, and then suddenly the lid rattles and it's all over the stove.

The art is that weird mix of 2D backgrounds with 3DCG characters, and sometimes Natsuki's face looks like she's remembering a grocery list instead of getting felt up by a silver fox. But then there's a scene where Tatsuki just puts his hand on her thigh and the animation cycles through like four frames of her expression shifting, and it's honestly more effective than half the full penetration scenes in other games. The voice acting, if you can call it that, is mostly breathy gasps and one repeated "yamete" that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. I kept thinking about how her summer affair with the king or whatever is never actually shown, just referenced, so you're watching a woman cheat on her husband with a guy who reminds her of the guy she already cheated with. That's some inception level cuckolding.

The hotel setting is weirdly sterile, like a stock photo of a business conference room with a bed in the corner. There's a moment where Tatsuki mentions her wedding ring and she doesn't even look at it, just stares at his tie clip. I don't know why that stuck with me. The game ends on a creampie shot that lingers so long I thought my browser froze. Then it just... stops. No epilogue, no morning after, just a black screen and the title again.

You have actually witnessed the collapse of your entire clan and you've waited patiently for years. Now, your target is clear Naruto Uzumaki. Step into the bustling streets of Konoha as an unknown outsider, where every friendly face hides a secret.

Blend in, make allies among familiar faces, all while planning to crush this den of corruption from inside. Deception is your weapon; trust is your disguise. And yes, breaking every one of these beauties in bed has its tempting perks - because what’s revenge without a little pleasure to sweeten the bitter taste?

Slip through shadows, dodge suspicion, and strike when the time is right. Each secret revealed puts you closer to dismantling the very foundation of Naruto’s world. But be warned: your enemies do not take kindly to betrayal.

Dive deep into a world of lust and revenge where every choice could lead to passion or peril. Your story is written in stolen kisses and shattered loyalties.

Are you ready to turn friend into foe and lover into weapon?. Enter Konoha and watch the fate of Naruto’s village burn as you claim your destiny.

Revenge has never been this dirty, this seductive, or this close at hand. Jump in and let the games begin.

The whole thing starts with a finger up Cersei’s ass. Not even kidding. One minute you’re some washed up brothel manager trying to claw back into the business, the next you’ve got the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms bent over a map table, making sounds that’d make a Dothraki blush. The game doesn’t pretend to be anything it’s not. It’s a grimy, horny power fantasy wearing the skin of a Game of Thrones parody, and honestly, that’s almost enough.

Almost.

The management layer is thin as tracing paper. Click around, assign girls, watch numbers go up. It’s a delivery system for the next scene, not a game you’ll lose sleep over. But the scenes. Fuck. Whoever painted these clearly has a very specific, very sticky vision of Westeros. Sansa’s corruption arc goes from zero to ahegao in about three clicks, and watching Ygritte go from wildling warrior to a drooling, cross eyed mess during a bukkake session is a fever dream I didn’t know I needed. The art style is this weird, unpolished splatter of CG that somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. It’s not pretty, but it’s got a grimy soul. Brienne gets groped in a way that feels almost disrespectful to her character, and I wish there was more of that specific, wrong energy.

Melisandre’s scenes are weirdly tame though. For a priestess who birthed a shadow demon, you’d expect something more unhinged than a standard titfuck. Missed opportunity. The harem ending is a chaotic mess of clipping body parts and vacant stares, which is exactly what I signed up for. The voyeurism bits with Catelyn are a nice touch, that cold, distant judging look while things get messy. I just wish the point and click parts weren’t so brain dead. Sometimes you’re just clicking a single hotspot on a static image, waiting for the next bit of depravity to load. A DLC where you can actually fail, where the management has teeth and the girls can reject you, that would crank the humiliation angle to eleven. But it won’t happen. This is what it is. A sticky, unapologetic wank material that knows you’re not here for the dialogue trees. And that finger up Cersei’s ass? Still thinking about it.

Tali's pilgrimage. Right. The thing they send quarians off to do so they can come back with something useful for the Flotilla. Only in this version, the something useful she finds is apparently a galaxy's worth of bad decisions and clothing that doesn't stay on. You know how these sandbox things go. One minute you're just clicking around some 3DCG hub area, the next you're watching an animated scene where Tali's suit is unsealed in ways that would give the Migrant Fleet's admiralty board a collective aneurysm. The character models are... uneven. Liara looks like she's been hitting the med-bay for some aggressive upgrades, all curves and no subtlety, while EDI somehow got even more distracting. Miranda's there too, because of course she is. The whole cast is basically a checklist of "what if we took the Normandy's crew manifest and ran it through a very specific filter."

Combat is a thing that happens. I think. There's some clicking, some monster encounters, but honestly it's just the filler between Tali finding new ways to corrupt herself. And corruption here doesn't mean renegade interrupts. It means Jedore, a name that sounds like a sneeze, showing up and things getting... tentacley. The anal scenes with Ashley made me laugh, not because they're bad, but because the animation has this specific jank where limbs just sort of teleport into position. Like the animator gave up halfway and said "close enough." Still watched it though. Twice. The sandbox structure means you're mostly wandering, triggering events, watching Tali's resistance crumble like a wet ration pack. There's a scene where she's just... exploring herself, and the game treats this with the same mechanical detachment as checking your inventory. Wish there was more actual Mass Effect lore woven in instead of just using the names like skins d*** over a generic porn framework. But then that's not really the point, is it. The point is watching Tali Zorah nar Rayya discover that her pilgrimage reward is apparently a complete moral and physical meltdown, one unskippable moan at a time.