ok so you ever have one of those dreams where you’re back in school but you forgot your pants and somehow you’re also the class president and a secret agent? that’s uni. not the dream, the game. it’s this sandbox thing, point and click, and you’re this girl. just a girl. but the city is called uni and it’s like a dating sim if the dating sim had a nervous breakdown and decided to try everything once.

i started off thinking i’d be a good student, you know? get the grades, maybe a cute lesbian thing with the girl in the library. the corruption tag doesn’t wait though. it’s like a hungry little gremlin. suddenly i’m managing a prostitution ring from my phone between classes. the management part is weirdly satisfying, like a twisted version of those idle tycoon apps, except the currency is... well. the blackmail mechanics, oh boy. you get some dirt on a teacher and then it’s a footjob in the storage closet and you’re thinking, wait, how did my virginity stat still say zero when i was doing that? the game doesn’t care about your logic.

the voyeurism stuff is baked right into the school setting. you can just. watch. through a crack in the gym door. and then use what you saw for male domination routes or female domination routes, it’s a whole buffet of bad decisions. i tried a netorare path just to see if the other guy would cry. he didn’t. i felt worse. the exhibitionism is funny because you can just decide to strip in the hallway and the game’s like “cool, you do you, here’s a groping scene.” i wish there was more consequence for that, like a reputation system that wasn’t just a number. but then i got distracted by a bdsm scene with the school nurse and forgot what i was complaining about. the 2dcg art is simple but the big tits physics are doing a lot of heavy lifting. i abandoned a cheating storyline halfway through because i got a better offer from a guy who wanted to watch. classic uni.