The loading screen barely finishes before you're staring at two doors, one with a brunette silhouette and the other with a crown floating over it. No tutorial, no menu mess, just pick and go. I sat there longer than I'd like to admit, thumb hovering, because the whole thing feels like one of those old flash sites where the choices are deliberately dumb and you're supposed to laugh. Then I clicked Peach.

What follows is... functional. The animation loop is short, the sound is whatever, and the cumshot lands with the enthusiasm of a wet napkin. But here's the thing, the game doesn't pretend to be more than it is. You finish, you click back, you pick the other option. X-23 shows up somewhere in there, blonde, claws retracted, looking like she wandered in from a different browser tab. The blowjob scene has this weird pause where the mouth just hovers, like the artist got distracted and forgot to tween the last three frames.

I don't know why I kept replaying it. Maybe because it's so aggressively low effort that it circles back to charming, like a sticky note drawing of a boob left on a vending machine. The Peach route has her crown clipping through her hair during the loop, and I genuinely wish that was fixed but it won't be. Nobody's patching this. It's a five minute thing you'll forget by lunch, then remember when you see a princess in something else and snort.

The brunette option is fine. I think her name was implied somewhere but who cares. You'll pick her once, maybe twice, then realize the Peach scene has slightly better lighting and just stick with that. Not a conclusion, just what happens.