The loading screen barely finishes before you're staring at two doors, one with a brunette silhouette and the other with a crown floating over it. No tutorial, no menu mess, just pick and go. I sat there longer than I'd like to admit, thumb hovering, because the whole thing feels like one of those old flash sites where the choices are deliberately dumb and you're supposed to laugh. Then I clicked Peach.

What follows is... functional. The animation loop is short, the sound is whatever, and the cumshot lands with the enthusiasm of a wet napkin. But here's the thing, the game doesn't pretend to be more than it is. You finish, you click back, you pick the other option. X-23 shows up somewhere in there, blonde, claws retracted, looking like she wandered in from a different browser tab. The blowjob scene has this weird pause where the mouth just hovers, like the artist got distracted and forgot to tween the last three frames.

I don't know why I kept replaying it. Maybe because it's so aggressively low effort that it circles back to charming, like a sticky note drawing of a boob left on a vending machine. The Peach route has her crown clipping through her hair during the loop, and I genuinely wish that was fixed but it won't be. Nobody's patching this. It's a five minute thing you'll forget by lunch, then remember when you see a princess in something else and snort.

The brunette option is fine. I think her name was implied somewhere but who cares. You'll pick her once, maybe twice, then realize the Peach scene has slightly better lighting and just stick with that. Not a conclusion, just what happens.

It starts like every “hero fantasy” thing but goes way off the rails once you realize how much control you actually get. You’re the new guy in that famous school where everyone shoots lasers, makes storms, or turns metal, but somehow none of that works on you. You touch Rogue and she doesn’t drop you dead. That’s how the trouble starts. The game pushes this tension hard - she’s curious, starved for touch, and the player can either be gentle or straight up manipulative. It’s not shy about it. The writing leans heavy into the dirty talk, awkward pauses, the kind of breathing you can almost hear if you read slow. Sometimes the pacing’s weird, scenes just cut off when you think something big’s about to happen, but maybe that’s part of the tease. Or maybe it’s just broken. Hard to tell.

The school’s full of familiar faces twisted into something less heroic, more… hungry. Jean can read your thoughts and still begs you to say them out loud. Emma acts like she’s above it all until she’s kneeling, all smug and dripping. Storm - or Ororo, whatever - has this scene where she loses control of the weather mid-orgasm, and it’s both stupid and kind of hot. The humor’s accidental, like when Jubilee starts a group thing and the lights flicker every time someone moans too loud. The art’s inconsistent, sometimes smooth animation, sometimes weird angles that make the boobs look like they’ve been inflated with air compressors. But when it hits right, especially in POV scenes, it’s filthy in that satisfying way that makes you feel like you shouldn’t be watching but can’t stop.

There’s also this strange “romance route” buried under all the corruption and exhibitionism, like the game pretends it wants to be emotional for a second before going back to footjobs and power fantasies. I kept thinking I’d pick the nice options, but then the script drags you back into the dirt - bukkake sequences, telepathic orgasms, the whole mess. It’s messy, horny, kinda broken, and weirdly honest about what it is.