Bob Upindown has this thing he does with his tongue that I can't stop thinking about. Not in a hot way, more like watching a car crash but with more cum. The whole setup is these three guys, Charlie and Bruce Long and Bob, making a pact to turn some straight dude gay. Except Charlie is the straight dude? Or maybe he's already halfway there and just needs a push. The writing is so fucking stupid I mean that as a compliment, like someone took a 90s sitcom laugh track and drowned it in jizz.

The blowjob scenes caught me off guard because the dialogue keeps cracking jokes right when things get messy. Bruce has this domination thing going on, all blonde and bossy, telling Charlie exactly where to put his mouth. And Charlie's responses are this perfect mix of confused and horny, like a golden retriever that just discovered peanut butter. There's anal obviously, and a bukkake moment that had me laughing so hard I almost missed the cumshot. Almost. The humor is wrong in all the right ways, making fun of gay stereotypes while also celebrating them, which I guess is the whole point but it still feels like walking a tightrope over a pit of bad taste.

Wish the Holio character showed up more, whatever the fuck a Holio is. The game just throws him in for one scene and then forgets he exists, which is annoying because his dynamic with Charlie had potential. Something about the way the text scrolls makes it feel like reading a group chat where everyone is slightly drunk and very horny. Not polished at all, graphics look like they were drawn on a napkin, but that's almost the charm. The whole thing runs in browser and honestly if it tried to be slick it would ruin the vibe completely.