so the savefile for this one is a mess. not in a bad way, just. you know when you download a komi san parody and expect maybe some wholesome teasing but then the curse god shows up and suddenly youre a hotel manager with a corruption meter? yeah. kyro is this dude who never got laid and honestly the game makes sure you remember that every five minutes with his internal monologue. then some tentacle looking deity unlocks his id or whatever and now youre groping sakura in the laundry room while tsunade is literally in the next scene waiting to be corrupted.

the ai cg is rough. sometimes komi looks like komi, other times her eyes are on different continents. but when it works, that one scene where youre in the hotel room and shes doing that nervous leg squeeze thing from the manga but then the pov shifts and suddenly its a buttjob through her skirt. the fabric physics are nonexistent but the sound design. whoever did the wet noises understood the assignment. i had to check if my phone was connected to something else.

gameplay wise its a trainer with dating sim elements. you manage the hotel, click on girls, fill up meters. standard stuff. except the ntr. the ntr is everywhere. you think youre building a harem but then the curse god reminds you that youre also stealing these characters from their canon relationships. naruto is probably somewhere crying. the game doesnt care. there is a scene with tsunade where the corruption mechanic actually locks you out of certain choices if you havent been enough of a degenerate earlier. i respect that. i also hate it because i had to replay the entire sakura route just to unlock a titfuck scene that wasnt even that good. the proportions were off. but the dialogue. komi writes notes during sex. actual notes. and the translation is broken in a way that makes it hotter. "your thing is making me feel strange inside my chest and lower" yes komi. yes it is.

wish the manager character had more personality beyond "wow boobs" but then again the curse god is literally his personality now so maybe thats the point. the milf tag is mostly tsunade and shes drawn like shes about to fall over forward. not complaining. just observing. the cheating tag is misleading because everyone is cheating on everyone and also on you and also the curse god is probably cheating on its wife. this game is a fever dream and my savefile has 47 corruption points and i dont know what happens at 50 but im scared.

Right, so Victor Von Doom, the guy with the metal face and the ego the size of Latveria itself, decides world domination is best achieved through a PR campaign. His masterstroke? Bagging Susan Storm as his queen. This isn't some epic cosmic battle, it's a scummy, oddly compelling corruption trainer wearing a Fantastic Four skin like a cheap Halloween costume.

The art is deliberately rough, that 2dcg style that looks like a mid-2000s Newgrounds flash game someone forgot to finish. And honestly? It works. It gives the whole thing this grimy, bootleg comic feel, like you found a sticky copy of a parody issue under a mattress. You're clicking through days, managing stats, and feeding Sue a steady diet of compliments and... other things. The writing has this weird, stilted charm, probably because it reads like a fan translation where the translator gave up halfway through and just started typing whatever sounded hot. "You will be my queen, Susan, and you will learn to enjoy the benefits of Latverian diplomacy," Doom declares, right before a scene that has nothing to do with diplomacy.

The corruption path is a straight line with no detours. You're not subtly breaking her will, you're just hammering the corruption button until her eyes roll back into a permanent ahegao. There's a specific scene where she's supposed to be invisible during the act, but the artist just drew a floating pair of lips and a tongue. I laughed. Then I kept playing. The cheating angle is there, with Reed Richards being a complete non-entity, a plot point so thin it's practically see-through. The Thing would be furious.

The pacing is like a microwave meal. It starts frozen, gets nuclear hot in seconds, and leaves you with a weird aftertaste. You get oral, you get anal, you get a scene where Doom's dialogue is so absurdly in-character while he's balls-deep that you wonder if the writer was a genius or just horny. Probably both. The trainer mechanics are barebones, just a few stats to grind, but the grind is the point. You're not here for gameplay depth, you're here to see Sue Storm get absolutely ruined by a dictator in a hoodie. And on that front, it delivers with the grace of a Latverian tank.

Lisa is a strange big breasted girl. Today she decided to work out at the gym. But there's an angry gym trainer Mr. Shoehorn who will take a fit test for her. Just click and move through the story.

The loading screen is just a static image of a gym mat that looks like it was compressed with a potato. And honestly? That’s the whole vibe. This isn’t a game that wants to impress you with its menus. It’s a game that forgot to make a menu. You click and you’re just there, in the training hall, with Jade already stretching. Her model has this weird, elongated torso thing going on, like a funhouse mirror reflection of a gymnast, but somehow it loops back around to being kind of hot? It’s the uncanny valley of lewdness.

You’re the coach, some old guy whose face we mercifully never see, and you’ve got this “special method.” The method, as far as I can tell, involves clicking on her body parts with a cursor that looks like a smudged handprint. There’s no stamina bar, no dialogue tree, just this silent, grinding progression. You click her thigh, she does a slightly deeper split. The animation is a three-frame loop that makes her look like she’s glitching through reality, but the sound effect is this wet, stretching noise that’s way too detailed. It’s like someone dropped a water balloon on a leather couch. I spent a weirdly long time just making her do backbends, watching the spine curve in a way that defies basic anatomy. My phone buzzed, a Discord ping from a server about old Flash games, and I ignored it completely.

The whole thing is this repetitive, almost meditative loop of click, stretch, moan. The “competition” they mention in the description? Never happens. It’s just you, Jade, and this endless, private training session that gets progressively more explicit. The climax, if you can call it that, is a series of positions that look physically impossible but are rendered with such a sincere, unpolished horniness that you can’t help but respect the hustle. It’s like finding a crumpled, sticky sketch in a notebook. You know exactly what the artist was thinking, and technical skill was not on the list. It’s a broken toy, but the kind you keep pressing the button on anyway, just to hear that one weird sound it makes.

You are a gymnastics team coach. Your task is to prepare one of your sexy students for an important competition. She spends more than 8 hours in gym every day. I think you should take care of her and cheer her up.

Story about two girls and their tennis trainer. As usually in Japanese games everyone is horny as fuck and the only thing characters are thinking about is sex. So press Next button when you see it. You'll have to play ping-pong tennis in the middle of the game.

The vid game has been set at the near future in a remote galaxy. The protagonist of this game is a distance traveller. He's flown into a world to combine an arrangement of sub dealers. Based on rumors, he battles in the stadium. In addition, he wishes to purchase victims. One of these are buxom girls that are produced concubines. Thus you're provided a superb selection of deeds. You are able to fly into some other galaxy at a spaceship and commence fighting enemies to make currency. Or visit some galactic pub to get fuck-fest with a call girl. Or commence getting and training victims. When they're prepared, you set them in the stadium. Along with the struggle for gold will start. Study the game guide to know all elements of training and management. Become the master of those victims at the galaxy on this vid game. So it is time to commence the game.

Okay so you know how in the real pokeymans when you lose a battle you just black out and wake up at the center with half your cash gone? This game is like nah, screw that noise. Our girl Dawn, yeah THE Dawn, she gets stomped in the tall grass and the wallet's empty. Zero pokedollars. But the rando trainer who wrecked her team isn't taking an IOU.

The whole thing runs on this grimy "pay with your body" logic that's honestly hilarious if you've ever rage-quit a nuzlocke. The pixel art tries to look like the old forest routes but like, if your CRT monitor was a bit dirty. Its unpolished on purpose, the animations are choppy as hell which somehow makes it filthier. You get this clothed sex scene right there in the woods where she hikes up her skirt, panties come off, and she presents herself as payment. The cumshot lands on her skirt and the grass, very outdoorsy, very "I just lost to a level 5 Rattata and now I'm getting creampied" energy. The whole thing is just one scenario, a trainer battle gone so wrong it loops back to being right.

There's this weird thing where a text box pops up and I swear the grammar was run through a translator twice, maybe three times. Its got that specific jank where you can tell someone just wanted to get to the good part and who cares about proofreading. What bothers me though, and I can't let it go, is that her hat stays on the whole time. Not once does it fall off. In what world. Anyway the sound design is just three beeps and a looping chirp that will drill into your skull if you don't mute the tab. Abandoned that thought. The trainer model doesn't even have a face, just a shadow where features should be, like a creepypasta but horny. Its the kind of game you'd find on a forgotten forum at 2 AM and then never close the browser window for. You know what I mean? That specific panic click. There's no real story beyond the setup, she just bends over and takes it to clear her debt, and then its over. No badge, no glory, just a sticky mess and a lesson about carrying potions.

Kaer Morhen's crumbling walls and there's Ciri, sword in hand, looking at me like I'm supposed to know what the fuck I'm doing. The trainer setup here isn't some gentle hand-holding bullshit, it's more like you're the voice in her head pushing her toward glory or absolute filth. Reminds me of that old Akabur stuff but with Witcher flavor, you know? The alchemy minigame is actually kinda tedious, mixing herbs while she's bent over the table and the camera just... lingers. Not complaining about that part.

The corruption path hits different than most parody games. Watched her go from determined witcher-in-training to something else entirely during a scene with a leshen, and I won't spoil it but the animation quality surprised me for a browser game. The combat training sequences are where the real meat is though, pun absolutely intended. Failed a dodge roll once and the punishment scene that followed had me questioning my life choices in the best way. Wish there was more variety in the monster encounters, but what's there works. The restoration of the keep feels grindy sometimes, collecting materials while Ciri's in the background doing... things. Actually that's not true, the grind is whatever, it's the waiting between certain scenes that kills me.

The magic training scenes are where this thing really shines. Got her levitating objects and the spell backfired, clothes just... gone. The writing during those moments has this crude charm that fits the whole "what if the Witcher was just hornier" vibe. Some dialogue options feel like they were translated through three different languages but honestly that adds to the janky appeal. The Ciri model is recognizable enough from the games, though her proportions get... generous in certain scenes. Not that I'm measuring. The whole thing's got that specific energy of a Patreon project that knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. Just wish the save system was more forgiving because replaying sections to see alternate corruption outcomes gets old fast.