"Totally Screwed" features everyone's favorite college-aged spy team on their lewdest mission yet! Follow the girls' undercover lives as they attempt to infiltrate a shadowy organization and thwart the distribution of a mysterious new drug! Suddenly thrust into their mission without so much as a foot in the door, how will the girls manage to work their way in and take down these powerful villains without falling victim themselves?! Or is falling merely the first step...?

You were once a mighty mage, but even your formidable abilities weren't enough to seize control of the Kingdom alone. Faced with this challenge, what will be your next move? Will you venture into strange, otherworldly realms for a second chance at glory? Your goal is clear: return as an even more powerful mage, to continue playing your deadly game – slaying enemies without mercy, ravishing your slave girls with insatiable hunger, and hoarding every powerful artifact scattered across the Kingdom.

This time, armed with newfound strength and dark secrets, no one will stand between you and ultimate domination. Explore twisted dungeons teeming with monsters and temptations. Each battle is a savage dance of destruction and desire. Claim treasures pulsing with magic that amplify your spells and stamina.

But power isn’t just about might – it’s also control. Manage your harem of slave girls, each with their own stories and secrets. Use them as weapons of pleasure and pain, training them to fight beside you or serve your darkest whims.

Are you ready to rise from ashes and rewrite your fate?. Enter this wicked world where magic, battle, and lust collide. Unleash your fury. Claim your slaves. Conquer the Kingdom. Your journey to ultimate power starts now.

Fans of the "Belach" universe are well aware that the presence of Shihouin Yourichi means a one-of-a-kind journey. Being dragged into her late-night adventures won't just feel excitement but every shade of sensation.

Now picture this - you’re the one who gets to dive in with her this evening! Yeah, you could throw down and see if you’ve got what it takes in a fight but really - there’s a more intimate game you want to play with this ebony-skinned, purple-tressed warrior woman.

She understands your desires better than anyone else. She’s as skilled with passion as she is with her deadly moves.

Enter a scene where every encounter crackles with intense energy. When she’s around, battles twist into tantalizing encounters.

Get caught in the whirlwind of struggle and seduction. Here, victory tastes like forbidden pleasure.

Ready to surrender to the pulse of the night and let Yoruichi lead? As darkness creeps in, so does your deepest desire.

Throw caution to the wind and savor every intense heartbeat. By her side, the night becomes a playground of pleasure and danger.

The time is now. Dive headfirst into the chaos and let your darkest fantasies run free with "Belach".

Okay so the whole idea is you're this dude with a van, right? And you just drive around this kinda grimy looking city map. The 2D art for the overworld is super basic, like something from a flash game I forgot about. You click on spots and then it switches to these 3DCG scenes. The jump is jarring, like biting into a sandwich and finding the filling is from a completely different meal. The models for Helen Parr and Violet are... well, they're there. Helen's got that impossible mom bod, all curves and zero subtlety. Violet looks weirdly stiff, like a doll that's been left in an awkward pose.

The first time I got to the Helen scene, I just parked outside her house. The voyeurism tag kicks in hard, you watch her through a window before the whole thing escalates into a full on non con slave scenario. The sound effects are a mess. The wet noises during the oral sex sound like someone aggressively stirring mac and cheese, and the moans loop so badly I thought my phone was glitching. I was playing on my browser, no download, and the whole thing chugged along. You get this menu to just pick positions, vaginal, oral, whatever. It's less a game and more a click through gallery with extra steps. The prostitution mechanic is weird, you just sort of... pay them? And then they're in your van. No real buildup.

Then there's Raven from Teen Titans thrown in. Why? No clue. The parody aspect is so loose it's practically falling off. She's just there, in the same slave setup, same dead eyed expression. I actually laughed when the text box said something about "breaking" her. The whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of character models, threw them in a blender with a *** fantasy, and hit puree. The pacing is like a party where the cops show up before you even get a drink. You're just clicking, then bam, hardcore scene. No foreplay, just mechanics. I did like one specific animation with Helen where the physics went haywire and her tit just sort of... ascended. That was a genuine moment of surprise. The rest is just grey, functional, and about as sexy as a tax form.

The whole thing starts with a wet squelch that I still can't get out of my head. Not the transformation itself, that's just a flash of light and suddenly you've got tits bigger than your head. No, it's the creature. The thing that doesn't even see you. You're just some guy with a dream and a portfolio of traced anatomy, standing at a convention booth, and then you're collateral damage in someone else's cosmic joke. Now you're Power Girl. Or Tifa. Or Black Cat. The game doesn't explain why these specific characters, it just throws you into a body that isn't yours and watches what you do with it.

The groping mechanics are... look, they're there. You click. Things jiggle. Sometimes there's a weird delay like the game is thinking about whether it should let you do this, which is probably just bad coding but feels almost like hesitation. Danny Phantom shows up at one point and I still don't know why. The male protagonist thing is funny because you're not really male anymore, are you? You're a comic artist who became his own creation, which is either deeply meta or just an excuse to have Jessie from Final Fantasy bend over a table while you figure out the controls. The parody tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

What bugs me is the cursor. It changes shape sometimes but never when you'd expect it to. I spent three minutes trying to interact with Helena's character model before realizing she's just background decoration. The big ass tag is accurate though, I'll give them that. Marvel and DC characters coexist in this universe like nobody's getting sued, and there's something almost charming about how little the game cares about consistency. One minute you're at a convention, next minute you're... well, you're not at a convention anymore. The 2D art has this sketchy quality that actually fits the whole "comic artist" premise, like maybe the protagonist drew all of this while having a breakdown. I took screenshots. More than I planned to. The Black Cat scene specifically, where the dialogue is so bad it circles back around to being perfect. You know what I mean? No, you probably don't. That's fine.

Woke up thinking about that fucking contract. Not the real one, the one in this game where you die from overwork, classic, and a succubus is like sign here or hell. So you do, and now you're universe hopping, trying to get your dick wet enough to power some demonic quota. The whole premise is so stupidly horny I can't even be mad.

The art is 3DCG, and it's that specific kind where everyone looks like a slightly melted doll but in a way that works for what it is. You get these parody characters, right, and the game just throws them at you. Tsunade's tits are massive, obviously, and there's this whole thing with Hinata where she's all shy and then... not. Spent way too long on the Kaguya scene because the teasing buildup was actually decent, the way she looks at you like you're beneath her until suddenly she's the one on her knees. But then you get to someone like Megumin and it's like, wait, why is she here, the tone is all over the place. The male domination tag is there but honestly half the time you feel like you're just a passenger, which I guess is the point of being a dead guy on a succubus leash.

There's this one moment with Kushina that lives rent free in my head, the pregnancy risk thing is a toggle apparently but I didn't realize until after and the whole scene had this raw, almost uncomfortable energy. And the corruption path with Sakura, watching her go from annoying fangirl to something else entirely, chef's kiss. But then the game just forgets about the paranormal tag for huge stretches. Like, you're a ghost contractor, where's the spooky shit? Oh wait there's a voyeurism scene with Samui that's just... why is she bathing in the middle of a war zone, the logic is nonexistent. The futa content with Haku caught me off guard, not my thing usually but the transformation aspect was handled less cringe than expected. Still, the group sex scenes feel like a slideshow sometimes, just poses cycling. The romance with Shizune is surprisingly sweet though, buried under all the anal and oral. Anyway my phone's at 3% and I need to charge it before I lose this thought about Temari's handjob technique, which is historically inaccurate but who cares.

So the deal is you die from working too much, which, relatable. Then a succubus pops up with a contract. Standard hell stuff. But the twist is you gotta hop through these parody universes, right? Naruto world basically, and collect sexual energy by seducing everyone. I started off so bad at it. My first run I kept picking the wrong dialogue with Tsunade and she just threw me out of the room. Not even a handjob. Just failure. The game feels deliberately janky sometimes, like the animations don't always line up and the 3DCG models have that weird shiny skin thing going on. But somehow that made it funnier when I finally got Kurenai into bed. Her big tits just, like, defied physics completely.

There's this whole corruption system I didn't understand for ages. You get these devil traits and can transform yourself, even into a futa which opens up different scenes. I accidentally turned my guy into a woman halfway through and suddenly Ino was all over me. The pregnancy stuff comes later and it's weirdly detailed for a game that can't animate a walk cycle properly. Satomi's anal scene almost broke my game. Like the camera clipped through the wall and I was staring at the void while the sounds kept going. Didn't even care. The voyeurism bits with Hinata watching from the doorway, that's a nice touch they didn't need to add.

Wish the male domination path was longer. You get a taste of it with Tayuya but then it's back to being bossed around by Temari. And the virgin Haku scene, man, that one actually had some romance to it which felt out of place next to the group sex stuff with Sakura and Tenten. The succubus Shizune keeps popping up to nag you about your quota. Her teasing gets old fast but I guess that's the point. Never figured out if you can actually fail the contract completely. Maybe I'll try that next. The paranormal tag is just for the premise really, don't expect ghost sex or anything. Though now I'm disappointed that's not a thing.

Your following best objective is Hokage. Though you are not some stealthy ninja from the competing clan attempting to eliminate the leader of the town. Oh no, you are far more unsafe individual given that your one and just possibility for the seocnd life after you have actually misarebly shed your very first one depends on it and currently dirven by the succubus 'agreement you have to attract and fuck this busty milf Tsunade...

The whole thing’s a mess of janky 3DCG and I can’t stop clicking through it. You’re some loser trying to hawk your comic at a convention, then a monster nobody asked for shows up and suddenly you’re fused with your own OC. The transformation sequence looks like a PS2 cutscene had a stroke, but the first time you catch your reflection and see those stupidly huge tits on your own chest, something clicks. It’s not good art. It’s horny art. There’s a difference.

Wandered into a back alley and somehow ended up groping Black Cat through her suit while she does that ahegao thing with her tongue out. The animation loops are rough, like three frames on repeat, but the sound design. whoever did the wet noises understood the assignment. Later I’m getting a footjob from Jessie from Pokémon, which I didn’t know I needed, and she’s talking shit the whole time in broken dialogue that feels like it was run through Google Translate twice. The sandbox structure means you just bumble into scenes. No quest markers, no logic. I spent twenty minutes stuck in a room with Tifa’s ass just. there. and the game never explained how to leave. Not complaining.

The parody roster is unhinged. Danny Phantom’s mom is there. Wonder Woman does something with her lasso that made me alt-tab out of reflex. The corruption mechanic is barely a mechanic, more like a bar fills up and then suddenly you’re letting Helena from DC do anal in a broom closet. I wish the superpowers actually mattered outside the first five minutes but they don’t and they won’t. The male protag has one expression the entire time, this dead eyed stare that somehow makes the creampie scenes funnier. If you’ve ever downloaded a bootleg Mugen character pack at 4am and felt a strange pride, this game understands you.