The whole thing’s a mess of janky 3DCG and I can’t stop clicking through it. You’re some loser trying to hawk your comic at a convention, then a monster nobody asked for shows up and suddenly you’re fused with your own OC. The transformation sequence looks like a PS2 cutscene had a stroke, but the first time you catch your reflection and see those stupidly huge tits on your own chest, something clicks. It’s not good art. It’s horny art. There’s a difference.

Wandered into a back alley and somehow ended up groping Black Cat through her suit while she does that ahegao thing with her tongue out. The animation loops are rough, like three frames on repeat, but the sound design. whoever did the wet noises understood the assignment. Later I’m getting a footjob from Jessie from Pokémon, which I didn’t know I needed, and she’s talking shit the whole time in broken dialogue that feels like it was run through Google Translate twice. The sandbox structure means you just bumble into scenes. No quest markers, no logic. I spent twenty minutes stuck in a room with Tifa’s ass just. there. and the game never explained how to leave. Not complaining.

The parody roster is unhinged. Danny Phantom’s mom is there. Wonder Woman does something with her lasso that made me alt-tab out of reflex. The corruption mechanic is barely a mechanic, more like a bar fills up and then suddenly you’re letting Helena from DC do anal in a broom closet. I wish the superpowers actually mattered outside the first five minutes but they don’t and they won’t. The male protag has one expression the entire time, this dead eyed stare that somehow makes the creampie scenes funnier. If you’ve ever downloaded a bootleg Mugen character pack at 4am and felt a strange pride, this game understands you.