Is there any kind of opportunity that an old male would just more than happy ahead to the hospital momentarily time? Ofcourse!, if he has enjoyed the procudere the initial time obviously.. And if you have played initial episode (if not then play it today) then you already should recognize that the procedures performed by busty medical professional O`Connell and her much more busty nurse Ellie are something special...

Her name tag says Nurse Mei but honestly I was just staring at the blue. Not the scrubs, the hair. And then later, yeah, that too. The game drops you in a hospital bed with a fever and a single mission: use your pathetic cough to get this absolute snack of a blue-haired girl to feel sorry for you. The pickup lines are a mini-game, a sort of word puzzle where you have to choose the right phrase to make her empathy meter tick over into something much less professional. I spent way too long on the first dialogue choice, like some weirdo overthinking a Tinder opener. Do I go for the "you have gentle hands" classic or the "I feel so weak" pity play? The wrong choice makes her give you that professional smile, the one that says "I'm just here for the sponge bath, buddy." Cold.

The art style is this deliberately sketchy, almost unfinished look, like a horny doodle in a high school notebook that someone decided to animate. And the mini-games? One moment you're finding her lost pen, the next you're undoing the top button of her uniform. The jump in logic is insane and I am completely here for it. The "mrs" tag makes sense because she's got that authoritative but caring vibe, a real "take your medicine" energy that you just want to corrupt. There's a part where you have to trace a pattern on her skin and I kept failing because my brain short-circuited. Not because it was hard, but because the little gasps she makes are... ensuring the patient is very, very interested in the treatment plan.

The whole thing is basically a fever dream. Not the sickness, the scenario. It's so unpolished it loops back around to being charming. Like finding an old, sticky Newgrounds game at a friend's house when you were way too young to be on the computer. I'm still not sure if the "pickup" tag refers to the art or the lines you use. Both are a mess. A glorious, blue-trimmed mess. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually, scratch that. This is a strictly solo check-up. You don't want anyone seeing how many times you failed the thermometer mini-game.

Dude was involved in an accident that caused his car to collide. He was taken to the most important people in the hospital. He closes his eyes. My head hurts. He is awestruck by the beauty of an attractive brunette. The sheik is distracted by her huge body. Beautiful creature, what are you? The patient collapses to the floor when the thoughts come to him. He awakes hours later and visits the nurse. She is determined to help the patient feel better. The nurse removes her dress and exposes her enormous peaches, adorned with pink nupples. Then, what happens?

An animated serie concerning a irritated and old male Ernie entering hospital and making things to go all means of crazy in below is back with new episode. In this chapter hot Nursie ultimately offers handsome Buck a blowjob though as soon as this sceret is disclosed it releases a new stage of war between Nursie and HeavyFlo for Buck's focus. And the only inquiry is just how far each of them prepares to go?

You will love this game because it features hot lesbian models and a nurse uniform. It also includes a simple, but enjoyable card minigame. These girls are named Taylor Vixen (the nurse), and Sammy Rhodes, the patient. If you're familiar with any of these names then you can just one more reason to play it! The gameplay is very simple. All you have to do is guess if the next card in the deck will be of a higher or lower value than the one before. You will be able to guess the value of your virtual opponent's next card. If you are correct, he will make another mistake. This will allow you to move on to the next level. Can you see the whole story? The game is the only way to find out!

That massive erection in your pants isn’t going anywhere now that you've popped two doses of Viagra. Your desperate search for release leads you into the hospital halls where a curvy nurse with gigantic tits is ready to help. With her generous cleavage practically rubbing against you, she wastes no time getting her mouth around your eager shaft.

You groan as her lips slide slickly over your cock, her tongue teasing the sensitive underside with expert precision. Her tight pussy clamps down around you as she bounces on your thick cock, those enormous tits pressing deliciously against your skin.

She’s relentless, grinding those massive tits and thrusting her hips, making sure you don’t last long at all. As you explode, she eagerly traps your cum on her face, her tongue swiping it around and licking you clean.

Even after your dick softens, you know this blowout with the big-titted nurse was worth every second. With your hunger temporarily tamed, your mind races ahead to new naughty games with this tempting nurse.

When a double dose of Viagra leaves you desperate, only a nurse with huge tits and an even bigger appetite can save the day. Lose yourself in the feast of tits and tight pussy, endless sucking, fucking, and messy facials provided by the only nurse who can handle your beast.

You're struck down by a sudden wave of illness, the harsh fluorescent lights buzz overhead as you try to understand what's wrong with you. A stunning nurse in a pristine uniform appears at your bedside, she's here not just for medical care but something far more enticing. Her fingers are gentle but purposeful as she starts examining you. You quickly realize this hospital visit won't be about needles and medicine. Sex is your true cure, a powerful antidote to whatever ails you. The nurse introduces playful minigames, turning clinical routine into an erotic dance. The soft moans echo through the cold, antiseptic air. Nurses appear and disappear, each encounter pushing boundaries farther. Cumshots stain pristine sheets like forbidden proof of your wild indulgence. Every touch from this nurse brings you closer to losing control. Grab your chance to cure your disease with uninhibited passion.

The nurse is the real star here, which is weird because she's just a side character you click on to join in. Nurse Joy, they call her. Not the Pokemon one, obviously, but the name fits. She's got this uniform that's too tight and a face that says she's seen some shit. Probably literally, given the setup. The doctor girlfriend, Alicia, is supposed to be the main event with her sex addiction disease, but her model looks like a mannequin that got left too close to a heater. Something about the eyes. They don't track right.

I spent way too long trying to get the camera angle to clip through Nurse Joy's skirt. The game doesn't punish you for it. It barely notices you're there. You just click through positions like you're flipping channels on a TV that only gets three stations. The threesome mechanic is just having both models on screen at once, which I guess counts. There's a moment where Alicia is supposed to be getting examined and Nurse Joy is just standing there with this expression like she's calculating her overtime pay. I couldn't stop laughing. That's not what they intended.

The uniform tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting. Without it, this is just two brunettes in a room with medical props that look like they were bought from a closing down sale. The doctor girlfriend has a stethoscope that floats slightly off her chest. I wish they'd leaned harder into the medical kink stuff. Give me a clipboard. Give me a diagnosis that makes no sense. Instead it's just click here to fuck, click there to fuck differently. The lesbian tag is there but it feels accidental, like the models just happened to be positioned near each other. I don't know what I expected. The sex addiction premise is just an excuse, which is fine, but then don't put a nurse in the room if you're not going to let her do nurse things. Take a temperature. Something.

The whole thing looks like it was drawn on a napkin during a fever dream, and I mean that as the highest possible compliment. Buck, that smug bastard, is trying to impress the new nurse, who has these dead, doll-like eyes that stare right through the screen. You know the type. The jealousy from Heavy Flo and Sexy Nursie isn't just a plot point, it's a palpable, sticky miasma. The agreement between Ernie and Sexy Nursie, a blowjob in exchange for ruining Buck's moment, feels less like a transaction and more like a pact whispered in the crawlspace beneath reality.

The scatological ambush, orchestrated with Cecil's help, is where the game's true, unpolished soul bursts forth. It's not just crude. It's a deliberate, almost ritualistic defilement of the clinical setting. The hospital isn't a place of healing. It's a sterile stage for a grotesque comedy of errors, and the "uniform" tag is just the wrapping on a gift of pure chaos. The animation is janky, the sound design is probably just someone coughing into a mic, and the whole thing has the energy of a cursed Flash animation you'd find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds.

And then the payoff. The blowjob. It happens, but not the way Ernie was waiting for. This is the moment the game's title, "Dirty Ernie Show," truly clicks. It's a punchline that lands with a wet, uncomfortable splat. I spent an unreasonable amount of time staring at the pixelated expression on Ernie's face during that scene. Is it betrayal? Cosmic horror? A sudden, profound understanding of his place in an uncaring universe? The game doesn't care to answer. It just leaves you there, in the aftermath, with the faint, imagined smell of bleach and regret. The humor isn't balanced with the eroticism. The eroticism is the joke, and the joke is on you for expecting anything else. I wish the nurse's uniform had more... something. A wrinkle. A shadow. A hint of the unspeakable geometry beneath the fabric. But it won't. It's perfect in its deliberate, unpolished horror.