She Hulk shows up at your beach house and the first thing I notice is how the game handles her proportions. Not just big, but like someone took the gamma radiation and aimed it specifically at her chest. The renpy framework means you're clicking through dialogue, trying to pick the right words while she lounges around in a bikini that's losing a war against physics. Got a thing for green skin and muscle definition that somehow doesn't interfere with softness where it counts? This parody knows exactly what it's doing.

The dialogue system is basic, pick option A or B, but the writing has this weird charm where Jennifer comes across as actually chill. She's not some conquest, more like a houseguest who might let things escalate if you don't act like a complete idiot. There's a scene where she's just stretching on the deck and the game gives you this long description of her back arching, the way the light hits her abs, and then you get a choice that's basically "offer her a drink" or "stare openly." I picked stare. She caught me. Still worked out fine somehow, which feels true to the character. The titfuck sequence later on, god, the way the animation loops are timed, it's not smooth exactly but the jankiness adds something. Like watching a flipbook made by someone really dedicated to the subject matter.

Wish there was more with Poison Ivy though. She's mentioned, teased even, but never shows up properly. The game's completed apparently but I kept clicking around hoping for a secret route. The gangbang tag is there but it's not what you think, more of a fantasy sequence that plays out in this weird purple tinted dream state. Helen from the Incredibles makes a cameo and I still don't know how I feel about that. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, which is convenient when you want to alt tab fast. Mobile version chugs on my phone but the touch controls work better than expected for a renpy port. The cum animations are excessive in the best way, like someone turned the opacity up too high and just said fuck it, leave it.

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Boss is in a meeting about synergy or whatever so I'm alt tabbing between spreadsheets and this nun fucking simulator. Classic Monday. The game is called something about sisters but they're nuns, you know the type, habits that barely cover anything and tits that defy both gravity and the Vatican. It's a spin off from that Lusting My Religion thing, which I never played but now I'm curious because this one has a monster girl tag and I'm like wait, where's the monster?

Turns out the monster girl is just one of the sisters who's got horns or something. Honestly I clicked through so fast trying to find the good stuff that I missed half the setup. Something about studying the world and spreading religion but the studying is mostly just getting railed in different positions. The 3DCG is janky as hell, like someone learned Blender last week and said "fuck it, ship it." The animations loop weird, there's this one scene where her arm clips through her own tit and I laughed so hard I almost choked on my coffee. But here's the thing, the jank kind of works? It's got this shitpost energy that makes it funnier than it should be.

The humor tag is doing heavy lifting because the dialogue is absolutely unhinged. One nun is trying to explain theology while getting her ass pounded and the text is like "Oh lord forgive this vessel" and then immediately "harder." I lost it. The mobile version runs like ass on my phone, buttons are tiny, had to zoom in just to click through text boxes. But I kept going because sometimes you just need to see a horny nun get wrecked by a tentacle thing that looks like it was modeled in MS Paint. Don't expect a polished experience. Expect chaos. The sister with the glasses has this deadpan expression the entire time and I think that's my new aesthetic.