Boss is in a meeting about synergy or whatever so I'm alt tabbing between spreadsheets and this nun fucking simulator. Classic Monday. The game is called something about sisters but they're nuns, you know the type, habits that barely cover anything and tits that defy both gravity and the Vatican. It's a spin off from that Lusting My Religion thing, which I never played but now I'm curious because this one has a monster girl tag and I'm like wait, where's the monster?

Turns out the monster girl is just one of the sisters who's got horns or something. Honestly I clicked through so fast trying to find the good stuff that I missed half the setup. Something about studying the world and spreading religion but the studying is mostly just getting railed in different positions. The 3DCG is janky as hell, like someone learned Blender last week and said "fuck it, ship it." The animations loop weird, there's this one scene where her arm clips through her own tit and I laughed so hard I almost choked on my coffee. But here's the thing, the jank kind of works? It's got this shitpost energy that makes it funnier than it should be.

The humor tag is doing heavy lifting because the dialogue is absolutely unhinged. One nun is trying to explain theology while getting her ass pounded and the text is like "Oh lord forgive this vessel" and then immediately "harder." I lost it. The mobile version runs like ass on my phone, buttons are tiny, had to zoom in just to click through text boxes. But I kept going because sometimes you just need to see a horny nun get wrecked by a tentacle thing that looks like it was modeled in MS Paint. Don't expect a polished experience. Expect chaos. The sister with the glasses has this deadpan expression the entire time and I think that's my new aesthetic.