Okay so I boot this up expecting like, a parody right? Pokemon but horny. Fine. But nobody told me the first thing you do is get isekai'd by a truck that looks suspiciously like a Snorlax. I sat there blinking. Then the tutorial fairy is just Sonia but she's got her tits out and she's explaining the "catch mechanic" which is not catching at all, it's just a stamina bar and a rhythm minigame. I failed the first one on purpose just to see what happens and she called me a useless breeder and made me watch a cutscene of a wild Lopunny masturbating in a bush. Okay. Game.

The 3D models are janky as hell. Marnie's hair clips through her shoulders constantly and Jessie's face looks like she smelled a bad egg but honestly? It adds to the charm. It's like someone made a fever dream in Blender and said "yes, this is my vision." The animations are stiff but the sound design is... wet. Very wet. Too wet. I had to turn my phone volume down because the squelching was making my neighbor's dog bark. You don't need headphones for this, you need a confession booth.

There's a scene where you hide in a closet and watch Misty and Hilda go at it and the voyeur mechanic just means you tap the screen to not sneeze. I sneezed. They stopped. I had to restart the whole chapter. Ten out of ten realism. Also the titfuck with Gardevoir is unlocked way too early and it ruined the pacing for me. Not complaining. Just saying. The game forgets it's an adventure game halfway through and becomes a gallery of creampies with a plot stapled on. The plot is there. Somewhere. I think Nemona is mad at me for something but I was too busy failing a handjob QTE to care.

The whole thing runs like a bootleg Newgrounds flash from 2006 that somehow got a Rick and Morty skin slapped on. Not the good kind of bootleg either, the one where the hitboxes feel like they were drawn by someone using their feet. You click around this sandbox, trying to get Summer or Beth to even look at your broke ass, and the UI fights you every step. I spent ten minutes just trying to figure out how to leave the goddamn garage. The mobile version is a special kind of hell, buttons the size of atoms.

The core loop is basically grinding stats so you stop being a repulsive loser. You know, classic RPG stuff but instead of strength it's your "seduction" skill, which starts at negative a billion. The dialogue is trying so hard to be the show, all cynical burps and meta jokes, but it lands with the grace of a drunk uncle at a funeral. There's this one scene with a corrupt cop that just goes on forever, and the payoff is a static cartoon image that looks like it was traced off a lunchbox. The big tits are there, sure, plastered everywhere like a teenager's wallpaper, but the animation during the vaginal scenes is like two mannequins being rubbed together. No physics, no life, just a weird looping jitter.

What gets me is the wasted potential. A parody where you solve a murder while trying to nut your way home? That's a solid, stupid premise. But the sandbox elements are just padding. Walk here, click this, watch a progress bar. I did find a weirdly detailed side thing about an OnlyFans queen that felt like it was written by a completely different, slightly more horny person. It's buried under so much junk though. The whole game is a mess of good bad ideas executed with the enthusiasm of a wet sock, which I guess is the point of the protagonist, but I don't have to like it.

So I'm doing the fan TL review for God Tier Academy and honestly the original script is a mess. Whoever localized this had one hand down their pants because the translation choices are wild. Like there's this scene early on where the redhead tsundere is "teasing" you and the English text says "I'll drain your magic circuits" but the voice line is clearly about something else entirely. You know what she means. We all know. And then the actual scene plays out and it's just a handjob in the library. No magic involved. Why even.

The 3D models are jank in that specific way where the tits have their own gravitational field. Big ass, bigger tits, the usual. But sometimes during the group scenes the clipping gets so bad you see a floating tongue or a disconnected pelvis just phasing through a desk. It's almost horror. Wait, the tags say horror. Maybe it's intentional? There's this one monster girl route that I won't spoil but let's just say the ahegao face during the double penetration sequence made me laugh so hard I forgot to be horny. That's a problem right.

The game itself. You're a powerless guy blackmailed into spy school. Standard. The S-rank girls all want to either kill you or fuck you or both. The animated blowjob scenes are surprisingly smooth though, I'll give them that. Like they actually spent budget on the oral animations and said fuck everything else. The anal scenes have this weird thing where the sound effects don't sync up. Wet noises three seconds late. Throws off the whole rhythm. But when it works, when the creampie finishes and the girl does that cross-eyed tongue out thing, it hits different. The gay content is there too if you pick certain dialogue trees but it's buried under so many menus I almost missed it. Typical.

The mobile version runs like ass on my phone. Crashed twice during the group sex scene in the gym storage room. Had to restart the whole "infiltrating the student council" arc. Three times. I kept going back though. Something about the humor, the way the protagonist just accepts his fate while getting his dick sucked by a girl who can literally explode his head with magic. That's the fantasy right there. Not the sex. The resignation.

oh man this game. its a total mess but like a hot mess you know? the graphics are janky as hell, like someone took a bunch of 3d models and just smashed them together in a basement. but then you get to the good parts and suddenly the jankiness kinda works. theres this one scene with the librarian milf, massive tits practically spilling out of her sweater, and the animation for the handjob is so weirdly smooth compared to the rest of the game. its like they spent all their budget on that one moment and just said screw it to everything else.

so youre this superhero dude at a new school, typical rpg stat grinding stuff, but honestly who cares about saving the world when theres a sleep sex scene with your cosplay obsessed classmate. i kept messing up the combat on purpose just to get back to the sandbox parts faster. the voyeurism bits are where it really shines, creeping around the dorms at night. found a monster girl in the basement once, didnt expect that, and the oral scene was actually pretty hot even though her textures kept glitching out. the creampie finish was worth the weird dialogue leading up to it.

wish there was more bdsm stuff though. theres like one scene with some rope and then its never brought up again. and the dating sim choices feel random, sometimes you pick a nice option and suddenly youre in a vaginal sex scene with a big ass elf and youre like wait how did we get here. not complaining exactly. the fantasy elements are all over the place, one minute youre in class the next youre in some dungeon. the mobile version runs like garbage on my phone, constant crashing during the animated scenes, but on browser its fine i guess. the romance paths are weirdly sweet for a game where you can literally fuck a sleeping sorceress. anyway the final exam thing is dumb but restarting with extra stats means you can skip the boring parts and get straight to the monster milf with the absolutely ridiculous proportions.

You know that thing where youre clicking through adult games and everything looks like it was rendered in a microwave? WaifuHub isnt that. Its deliberately rough around the edges, like someone took the concept of polish and threw it out the window, and honestly it works for what it is. The whole premise is youre running a casting couch for these anime waifus, interviewing them for your little movie productions. ZeroTwo shows up first and her proportions are absolutely ridiculous, big tits spilling everywhere, and the dialogue is so earnest it loops back around to being hot.

The art style. Its that flat 2dcg that reminds me of early 2010s online games, nothing fancy, but theres a weird charm to it. Darkness from Konosuba has this perpetual ahegao face during her scene that made me laugh and then immediately feel guilty about. Bowsette with a monster girl cock bigger than her forearm. The game doesnt explain itself, just throws you into these one on one conversations where youre the producer and theyre the talent. Hinata Hyuga shows up, then Princess Rosalina, then Ochako Uraraka all wide eyed and nervous. The mobile game format means its all touchscreen friendly, I played it on my phone while lying sideways and that felt correct.

Wish there was more actual wrestling with the concept of consent in casting scenarios but thats me bringing my own baggage to a game where Aqua doesnt even have a proper orgasm animation, just a static image and some text. Chel from Road to El Dorado is in here for reasons nobody asked for and her vaginal sex scene loops after about three seconds. The big penis tag is not exaggerating, every male protag is hung like a fire extinguisher. Maybe thats the point, the absurdity of it all. Emilia from Re:Zero does this thing with her eyes that on my tablet looked like she was staring into my soul. Not in a sexy way. But I kept playing anyway. Theres no resolution, no endgame, just a string of encounters and a vague sense that this project is ongoing forever.

ok so you ever have one of those dreams where you’re back in school but you forgot your pants and somehow you’re also the class president and a secret agent? that’s uni. not the dream, the game. it’s this sandbox thing, point and click, and you’re this girl. just a girl. but the city is called uni and it’s like a dating sim if the dating sim had a nervous breakdown and decided to try everything once.

i started off thinking i’d be a good student, you know? get the grades, maybe a cute lesbian thing with the girl in the library. the corruption tag doesn’t wait though. it’s like a hungry little gremlin. suddenly i’m managing a prostitution ring from my phone between classes. the management part is weirdly satisfying, like a twisted version of those idle tycoon apps, except the currency is... well. the blackmail mechanics, oh boy. you get some dirt on a teacher and then it’s a footjob in the storage closet and you’re thinking, wait, how did my virginity stat still say zero when i was doing that? the game doesn’t care about your logic.

the voyeurism stuff is baked right into the school setting. you can just. watch. through a crack in the gym door. and then use what you saw for male domination routes or female domination routes, it’s a whole buffet of bad decisions. i tried a netorare path just to see if the other guy would cry. he didn’t. i felt worse. the exhibitionism is funny because you can just decide to strip in the hallway and the game’s like “cool, you do you, here’s a groping scene.” i wish there was more consequence for that, like a reputation system that wasn’t just a number. but then i got distracted by a bdsm scene with the school nurse and forgot what i was complaining about. the 2dcg art is simple but the big tits physics are doing a lot of heavy lifting. i abandoned a cheating storyline halfway through because i got a better offer from a guy who wanted to watch. classic uni.

There's this thing in literature, the quarantine narrative. Boccaccio, Decameron, people telling stories while the plague is outside. Confined with Goddesses takes that and asks, what if the stories were all about jerking off and learning how to finger a girl properly? The setup is dumb simple. One guy, four women, all stuck together. He has a girlfriend already, so he thinks he's safe. They're all taken too. So he decides to just observe them, ask questions, figure out what women like. For his girlfriend's benefit, obviously.

The sandbox stuff is fine. You click around, you talk, sometimes a handjob happens. The animation is actually decent for this kind of thing, not just static images. There's a milf character with huge tits who teases him constantly, and a school setting thing going on even though they're confined, which makes no sense but whatever. The voiced lines help a lot. When she's whispering dirty stuff while stroking him, it works.

I keep thinking about the anal scene. It comes out of nowhere and then it's over. Like the game remembered it had to include it for the tags. That's the problem with sandbox games, they become checklists. Titfuck? Check. Female domination? Check. But the teasing is where it shines. The slow build, the "accidental" touches. That's the Boccaccio part, the stories between the fucking.

Would I replay it? Maybe once to see a different path. The girlfriend never calls, which is weird. You'd think she'd text at least. But maybe that's the point. Out of sight, out of mind, and then you're balls deep in your neighbor's mom while she calls you a good boy.

I keep thinking about narrative theory, right, about how stories emerge from gaps, from what's not said. This game is all gap. You wake up, no memories, just these women, and the plot is basically your dick filling in the blanks. It's a prequel or a side thing to Lawyer by Trade, which I never played, but apparently there's some connection to a courtroom drama somewhere. Doesn't matter. What matters is the MILF with the massive, I mean absolutely ridiculous, ass that the 3DCG renders with this weird glossy sheen like she's been oiled up for a car show. The seduction system is just clicking through dialogue trees until clothes come off, and it works, it's fine, but the voyeurism bits where you can peek through a door crack before initiating a scene are genuinely more interesting than the actual sex sometimes. The tension of watching without being part of it, that's where the emergent plot lives, not in the "oh step-son, is that your hand" stuff.

The oral sex animations are janky, the jaw doesn't move right, and I wish the handjob scenes had more... grip? Texture? Something. During one anal scene with the redhead, her ponytail clipped straight through her shoulder blade for like thirty seconds and I just sat there thinking about how in another game that would be a bug report but here it's almost part of the aesthetic. The deliberate unpolished vibe, they say it's intentional, but is it? Or is that just what we tell ourselves when the creampie finish looks like someone spilled yogurt on the render? I don't know. The romance path with the younger one, the teasing, the groping in the kitchen, that actually had a moment where she laughed and I felt something. Then the next scene she was going down on the protagonist and the sound effect was a stock slurp I've heard in three other games on this site and the moment died.

Future updates depend on support, the description says, which is just how these things go. The Full HD renders are sharp enough that you can see the pores on the big tits, which is impressive until you realize the skin texture is the same across all the characters. The male protagonist is a void, a pair of hands and a cock, and that's fine, that's the point. The incest tag is there but the amnesia setup makes it feel less taboo and more just... convenient. I wanted more from the side characters, the ones you only see through windows, the lives happening off screen. But you can't fuck a narrative gap, I guess. Or maybe you can, and that's what the next update is for. The mobile version runs okay on my phone, a bit of lag when the scene transitions hit, but whatever.

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