The waitress in this game has this little smirk that makes me want to throw the whole juice machine at the wall. Not because she's ugly, she's actually got that 3d xxx fan model thing going where her tits are way too perfect and her apron sits just wrong. You know the type. But she's supposed to be your friend and you're stuck making these virgin cocktails while she just stands there, occasionally saying something about reaching 100 incomes.

And the bar work itself. My god. You click to mix, click to serve, click to collect money. The juice splashes look decent I guess? The physics are whatever. But here's what nobody tells you about this game. The timer is actually tight. Like, genuinely stressful. I failed three times before I figured out you can queue up orders. The game never explains that. You just have to accidentally click the wrong thing and suddenly oh, that works. The customers all have the same face which is creepy but also somehow fitting for a place that only serves non-alcoholic drinks. Who are these people? Why do they keep coming back?

The sexual reward at the end. Right. So you grind through this bartending hell and she takes off her top. That's it. I mean the animation is smooth, her breasts bounce in that exaggerated 3d xxx fan way, and the lighting suddenly gets all warm like a bad porno from 2006. But you've been staring at her for the entire game while she does nothing, just stands there behind the counter, and then finally she's topless and you're supposed to feel rewarded. I don't know. Maybe if there was a DLC where she actually helps with the bar, or you can bend her over the counter between orders. Something to make the work feel less like work. The juice mixing sound effect is burned into my brain. That little glug glug glug.