Right off the bat, the install size is bloated. Something like 4 gigs for what is essentially a slideshow with some 3dcg animated loops. Whatever. I clicked on Jaina Proudmoore first, obviously. The big thighs tag is no joke, her model is thick in a way that makes the orc (world of warcraft) stuff later feel almost redundant. The pov during the vaginal sex scene is locked but the animation loops are weirdly hypnotic. Sound design is just wet noises and recycled grunts from the show, nothing special.

There's this whole adventure mode thing that strings together parody scenes from fate zero and my hero academia. You wander around a map, talk to artoria pendragon, she's depressed, you cheer her up with your big penis. The writing is what you'd expect. I spent way too long on the cammy white route because her big cleavage and that green leotard just work, but then you get to the creampie and the texture on the 3dcg model clips through her thigh. Immersion broken. They'll never fix that.

The male protagonist is a blank slate, but the female domination scenes with minamoto no raikou are surprisingly aggressive. She's got that whole caster of endings vibe from fate grand order going on, but with more lactation. Got sidetracked trying to unlock the pregnancy ending for tsuyu asui. You have to grind affection points by giving her specific items and the drop rate is a joke. I think I missed a loli tag warning for lillie from pokemon, felt weird, skipped it. The romance system is basically a checklist, you max out a bar, pick a position, rinse and repeat for every single character from boku no hero academia to dragon ball z. Android 21's scene is locked behind a bizarre puzzle. Not worth it. The garrosh hellscream content is just there for the orc (world of warcraft) crowd, big muscles, angry faces, a lot of growling. I wish the kefla and caulifla tag team option hadn't been cut, the gallery shows a grayed out icon that just sits there. Mocking me.

The car crash bit is whatever. Standard setup. But then Hypno just fucks off into the woods and suddenly the whole town is a "human-pokemon free relationship zone" and honestly that's the kind of worldbuilding that makes me sit up straight. Nuvema Town got weird. Prof. Juniper is there in her lab coat but the lab coat doesn't stay on long, and Delia Ketchum is... around. Being helpful. In ways Ash would probably not want to know about.

The Hypno mechanic is the whole game though. You don't control Hilbert directly, you're basically steering this rogue Hypno around town, and his whole deal is hypnotizing women and pokemon alike. Gardevoir, Tsareena, Blaziken. The 3DCG models are a bit stiff, the animations loop in that way where you can see the exact frame they reset. But the sheer variety of who you can mind-control is doing a lot of heavy lifting. There's a scene with Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy at the same time that I kept coming back to, not because it was polished but because the expressions on their faces are just blank enough to be creepy in the right way. The gay tag is there too, some scenes with male trainers like Cheren and Tupp, though the game clearly has favorites and Gloria and Mallow get way more attention.

The dating sim tag is a lie by the way. There's no dating. There's just Hypno doing his thing and people standing around waiting for it. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if there was an affection system before realizing no, it's just scene after scene. The mobile game tag makes sense, this feels like something you'd play on a phone in bed, one hand free. The Hermione character shows up which is a weird pull, like the dev just imported whatever model they had lying around. Not complaining exactly. Just confused. The free relationship zone concept could've been explored more but instead it's mostly just an excuse for everyone to be available. Which, fair. That's what I was there for.

I gotta say, the cutscene direction in this thing is... it's like someone storyboarded with one hand, you know? The framing on that first encounter with Android 21, the way the camera just lingers on her transformation, her lab coat straining. It's not smooth. The animation stutters like a bootleg VHS, but that jank actually adds this raw, almost voyeuristic feel. Like you're peeking through a corrupted video feed into these universes. The POV stuff with Midnight from MHA, where she's leaning over you, her voice acting is non-existent but the text describes her putting you to sleep and then... well, the creampie scene afterwards is surprisingly explicit. The fluid physics are a mess, honestly, but the sheer audacity of the impregnation dialogue with Caulifla and Kale, the way they talk about Saiyan biology, it's so wrong it circles back to being hot.

Then there's the whole female domination path with Carmilla from Castlevania. Didn't expect that to hit. The game just drops you into her throne room, no real explanation, and the oral sex sequence is all about her power. The male protagonist is basically a prop, and the text is all about her pleasure, her control. It's a sharp turn from the romance stuff with Saber or Chun Li, where you're the one doing the pursuing. Wait, the Saber route, the dialogue is ripped straight from some fan translation of Fate, I swear. "Are you my master?" and then five minutes later she's begging for it. It's jarring but... effective? The big ass tag is no joke on Vados, by the way. The model for her is absurd, just a sphere with a waist attached, and the vaginal sex animation clips through her own geometry half the time. I was going to say something about the Dragon Ball Z characters but I forgot. Oh right, the Kefla fusion scene. The game doesn't even try to explain how you're involved, you just are, and the text describes this aggressive, competitive energy that turns into a messy threesome. The creampie visuals are just a flat white texture that appears, no blending, no nothing. It's so cheap it's almost artistic. The Lillie and Lusamine stuff from Pokemon is... a choice. The family dynamic is there in the text, unspoken but heavy, and it makes the whole adventure feel grimy in a way I didn't sign up for. The Mallow scene is just there, I guess. The Wu Zetian content from that Phoenix game is so out of left field, the art style doesn't even match the rest, it's like a completely different render engine was used. The Himiko Toga bloodplay stuff is surprisingly well written, the obsession, the danger, it's the only time the male protagonist feels genuinely at risk. The animated scenes with Felicia from Darkstalkers are the smoothest, ironically, for a catgirl her movements are the least janky. The Nemuri Kayama and Kyoka Jiro content is fine, standard harem fare, but after the Carmilla stuff it feels toothless. The romance tag is a lie, by the way, it's just a series of escalating sex acts with a "I love you" thrown in at the end of Artoria's route. The Momo Yaoyorozu creation quirk is used in a way that's... inventive, I'll give it that. The big tits on Tsuyu Asui look wrong, like they were bolted on as an afterthought, and her tongue animation during oral is a looping gif that doesn't sync with the text. The male protagonist is a blank slate, no personality, which makes the female domination scenes work better because you're just a void for them to act upon. The nightingale tag is just a character name, no actual bird stuff, disappointing. The loli tag applies to a couple of the MHA students and it's handled with the same clumsy explicitness as everything else, no nuance, just straight into it. The game crashed when I tried to load the Vampire Hunter D content, so I can't speak to that. The Legend of the Phoenix stuff is just a reskin of the Fate engine, same mechanics, different text. The adventure is just clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to the same outcome, the illusion of choice is thin. The 3DCG models range from passable to nightmare fuel, but the lighting in the Heles scene is actually decent, soft shadows that hide the worst of the polygon edges. The pov tag is consistent, you never see the protagonist, just hands sometimes, and it makes the creampie shots feel more personal, more invasive. The impregnation dialogue is always the same, a generic line about "filling you up" that gets repeated across characters, lazy. The oral sex scenes all use the same basic head bobbing animation, just with different character models swapped in, so once you've seen Chun Li do it, you've seen Mina Ashido do it. The game is a broken, horny mess and I can't stop clicking through it.