Didn't expect a personality quiz to make me horny. That's the trick here, right? You click through, thinking it's just another dumb Halloween test, and then the pictures start unlocking. The art is that specific kind of anime hentai, soft lines but the expressions are... yeah. There's this one witch girl, her hat's falling off and the look she gives you. Made me forget what question I was on.

The questions get weirdly personal. Not in a creepy way, more like a bored psychiatrist who wants to see you blush. It asks about your fears, what you'd do if you were invisible. I lied on the first one about my deepest fear, picked something stupid, and got a picture of a ghost that looked disappointed in me. Swear to god. Restarted the whole thing. The psychology tag isn't a joke, it's like a little mirror wrapped in a dirty postcard. The hentai bits aren't just slapped on, they feel like rewards for being honest about being a bit of a pervert or a coward. Wish there was a way to just browse the gallery without the quiz part, but there won't be. That's the whole point, I guess. The beautiful art tag is earned, especially the werewolf pinup. Fur and muscles, a weirdly elegant combination.

Speaking of, my cat just knocked over a stack of fabric swatches. Deep crimson velvet all over the floor. Looks like a crime scene. Reminds me I need to finalize the stitching on that corset inspired by, well, nevermind. The game's test results said my perfect Halloween is a quiet night with a "mysterious guest." The picture that came with that suggestion was a vampire lady with her top unbuttoned, one fang pressing into her lip. The shading on her collarbone. I keep the tab open on my phone now, hidden between Pinterest and my banking app. It's a quick hit of something, a little secret. Not a game you play for hours. A game you play for five minutes and then think about when you're supposed to be working on a hemline.