This thing starts with a handjob from your mom and somehow that's not even the weirdest part.

The render quality is that specific brand of 3DCG where everyone looks slightly waxen and the animations have this jerky, almost stop-motion quality during sex scenes. But here's the catch, that unpolished feel actually works for the fever-dream logic of the plot. You're this total loser, right, and suddenly reality is breaking apart and you're getting sucked into a fantasy world. Before you even get there, your teacher is blackmailing you into footjobs and your sister is... let's call it "practicing" on you while you sleep. The incest stuff is thrown at you so casually, almost offhand, that it loops back around to being genuinely unsettling in a way that polished porn games never achieve.

The fantasy world section is where it really goes off the rails. There's a futa elf who can stop time and use you like a living dildo while you're frozen. The voyeurism mechanics let you spy on characters through keyholes and bushes, catching them masturbating or fucking, and the POV shifts during these scenes feel deliberately disorienting. The humor is pitch black, the kind where you're laughing at a dick joke one second and then the slave trading subplot kicks in and you remember oh right, this world is completely fucked.

The groping mini-games are clumsy as hell, just awkward clicking until a meter fills up, but the sloppy animation during titfucks has this raw, almost amateur energy that big budget titles sand away. Your character stays a passive loser even as "destiny" hands him more power, which is either brilliant thematic consistency or lazy writing, I genuinely can't tell.

Okay so the therapist angle. What does it say about me that I booted up a game where Sakura Haruno is a succubus with a fat ass and the first thing I do is pick the footjob option. Probably nothing good. The whole setup is this weird 3DCG fever dream, a visual novel where a monster girl version of her just appears to help you get off. The animation is stiff in that specific way these things always are, like a posable doll being moved by someone who just learned the controls. Her tits are massive, physics defying, the kind of thing that makes you laugh before it makes you hard.

There's a moment with a sex toy that caught me off guard. It's just there, a glowing pink thing, and the way the scene shifts from a clumsy handjob to her using it is jarring in a good way. The oral sex parts have this weird audio mix where the wet sounds are too loud and the voice is too quiet, like someone recorded it in a bathroom next to a running tap. I spent way too long trying to fix my volume. Never did get it right. The anal scenes are what you'd expect, a lot of awkward positioning and clipping, but the sheer absurdity of the Naruto headband just... there, while this happens, it's a choice. A bold one. Reminds me of those old Newgrounds parodies but with that uncanny modern sheen.

The vaginal sex is the main event I guess but honestly the build up is more interesting. The succubus angle is barely there, just a pair of small horns and a tail that clips through the bed. She says some generic dirty talk, something about draining your energy, but it's so flat you forget the premise entirely. It's just Sakura with a monster girl sticker slapped on. I kept waiting for a mind control angle or some actual succubus lore but nah. Just straight to it. The male protagonist is a silent pair of hands and a dick, which is standard but feels extra lazy here when the whole fantasy is so specific. You're not even a character, you're a camera with a boner. Still, for what it is, a quick and dirty fap aid, it delivers the mechanics without any pretense.

It is constantly enjoyable to be amongst the chosen ones welcomed to examine brand-new course for popular MMORPG. Though if you know perfectly how to play as warrior, mage or perhaps some druid you have actually hardly seen anything we need to supply - attempt on your own as... Healslut! Yes, you obtained it appropriate - the personality's 2 main talents currently concealed in the classtitle. But can you use these talents effectively and bring your company to success in this brand-new adventure?

Life was simple and uneventful with your stepmom... until the day she revealed a massive secret: you’re some kind of mage. Your entire existence before this was just a cover-up - you were unknowingly gearing up for this moment.

Now you have to attend a mysterious academy to learn sorcery, and it’s not located anywhere ordinary. The alternate world becomes your new playground.

Suddenly, you have to live in two worlds at once, meaning twice the chaos and twice the fun. It’s not just trouble that increases though - your romantic escapades will heat up as well.

You’ll fight creatures, learn spells, and unravel mysteries, all while trying to keep your love life alive. Your decisions will shape who you become. Are you destined for greatness or doomed to fail?

Step into a gritty, seductive universe filled with spells and passion. Prepare to uncover every secret hidden in this enchanted place. Encounter alluring figures, forge risky bonds, and wield your strength.

Think your past was messy? Try balancing magic lessons and hot relationships. Jump headfirst into this dual existence and unlock the secrets of your magic and desire.

I don't know what it is about these Pinoytoons joints but they hit different when you're in that specific mood, you know the one where polish feels like a lie. This Yoruichi thing, it's got that raw sketchy energy like someone drew it on a napkin during a particularly vivid daydream. The proportions are absolutely ridiculous, her tits are basically weapons of mass destruction and her cock, don't even get me started, it's comically large in a way that makes the whole thing feel like a fever dream. Kisuke's just there grabbing at her like a man possessed and honestly, same.

The animation loops are janky as hell but that's the charm right? There's this moment during the titjob where the physics just give up entirely and her boobs sort of float for a second before snapping back into place. I rewound that part like four times. The cumshot is excessive, genuinely excessive, like someone turned a firehose on her face and called it a day. The footjob segment is weirdly detailed compared to everything else, someone on the team definitely has a thing and they're not subtle about it.

Wish there was more buildup before the endurance test concept kicks in. It just sort of happens and you're like oh okay we're doing this now. The sound design is basically nonexistent which somehow makes it more intimate? Like you're watching something you shouldn't be watching. Bleach characters deserve better than this but also they deserve exactly this, that's the contradiction at the heart of all fanwork isn't it. The facial at the end lingers too long, I started feeling bad for her animated eyeballs. But I kept watching. Of course I kept watching.

Right. The load times on this one. It warns you, says it's heavy because of HD and yeah, it is. I clicked and literally just watched the little spinner thing on itch.io for a solid minute. My cat jumped off my lap because I wasn't petting, I was just staring. Waiting. For nurse feet.

And the minigame is just. Why. You have this really nice hentai scene going, a uniform, a patient all laid up, and her feet doing the thing. The footjob itself has good detail, the way the toes curl and the precum starts beading up, it's solid for a free browser joint. But then there's this clicker element stuck on top. A tiny little meter you're supposed to fill. I forgot about it for the first thirty seconds, honestly, just watching the animation loop, and then I realized nothing was moving forward. You gotta click her foot. Which is weird. Breaks the whole fantasy of being the guy just receiving.

Wish the uniform was a different color. Not important.

The cumshot is what you'd expect, nothing mind-blowing but it gets where it needs to go on the soles and between the toes. That part you can watch full screen, and credit where it's due, the full screen mode actually helps sell the animesque nurse vibe. The art style is very clean, crisp, almost too clean for how messy the act is. And there's no other options. No other patient interactions, no other nurses, you're just stuck on this one loop, clicking a foot. I wanted maybe a handjob option but no. Pure foot focus.

My Discord pinged me with a holiday stream schedule while I was clicking. Felt appropriate. Pair this with St. Stephen's Day or something, a quiet recovery game for after the big holiday rush. You're stuck in bed anyway. Never mind, that makes no sense for a nurse patient scene though. Forget holidays, it's just a quick footjob hentai thing with a mildly annoying clicker mechanic you can almost ignore if you're patient enough to just watch it load and then watch it play without rushing. The load screen actually has better music than the game itself, some royalty free lofi thing that I was vibing to and then it cut off. Rude.

Oh look, an ancient browser relic. Pharaoh something something, I forgot the name already. You pick one of four furries, and I don't mean the convention kind, I mean actual animal people. Cat, dog, something with horns, and one that's just... there. The whole thing looks like someone's first Flash project from 2004, and I'm not complaining. Much.

The goth one. She's the reason I clicked. Pale, dark makeup, that whole thing. You gotta undress her first, which is basically clicking on clothes until they vanish. No animation, just *poof* and there's a tit. Then you get to the fucking. Missionary, doggy, she gives a footjob, and the cumshot lands wherever the developer decided it should. The pharaoh tag makes sense now, one of them has that Egyptian queen thing going on, but honestly after the third scene they all blur together. The special scene for each character is the only reason to bother. The goth one's special is... actually I forgot, something with anal? Or was that the horned one. Wait no, the furry with the tail does this thing where she turns around and the front/back tag applies because you can switch positions mid-scene, but the switch is just a fade to black and then she's facing the other way. Revolutionary.

The footjob mechanics are a lie. You don't do anything, you just watch a loop. And the oral scenes have this weird thing where the character's mouth doesn't actually connect with the dick, there's always a gap like the hitbox is drunk. I spent way too long staring at that. The blowjob scenes are the same loop with different fur patterns, and I wish the developer had spent more than five minutes on the cumshot effects because it's just a white splotch that appears and then the scene ends. No buildup, no reaction from the character, just... splotch. Then back to menu.

For a game with anal in the tags, the positioning is weirdly clinical. Like someone described anal to an alien and the alien coded this. I kept expecting something more but nope, same loop, different hole. The whole thing runs in like two minutes per character and then you've seen everything. Except I'm pretty sure there's a secret fifth scene somewhere because the file name had a number 5 but I couldn't unlock it. Probably doesn't exist. The horned character's special involves some tail thing that clips through her body, and honestly that's more entertaining than the actual porn. I'd fix it but I won't and neither will anyone else because this game's been abandoned since before Twitter existed.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

What makes the primary hero of our story so special is that even in the darkest cave when he will deal with a terrfiying monster he will still observe an ojebct for his charming interest: yes, she may be a spider-princess however she is still a princess! If you have played previous episodes then you must understand that our person has bigger possibilities to get away after rough fucking than after hard battling, plus...