Wasn't sure what I was getting into, thought it'd be just another click through tits and ass with some half-baked story. The whole modeling agency thing felt like a setup for obvious scenes. But then there's this photoshoot with a milf, the lighting's weird, and the game starts hinting at some fucked up experiments behind the glam. Got me actually reading the dialogue. The mystery tag isn't just for show, there's a creepy undertone that makes the voyeur bits feel less like cheap thrills and more like you're uncovering something you shouldn't.

The 3dcg is rough, deliberately so it seems. Characters look a bit plastic but it works for the theme of chasing some artificial ultimate beauty. Animations during the handjob and blowjob scenes are janky, not smooth at all, which honestly added to the weird vibe. The transformation stuff is subtle, you notice small changes in the models between shoots. Wish the actual sex scenes had more variety, the vaginal sex and creampie finishes feel copy-pasted after a while. The photographer protagonist is a blank slate, which I guess is the point for a self-insert, but his romance path with the big tits school setting model feels disconnected from the main mystery plot.

Got stuck for ten minutes trying to trigger a teasing scene in the studio. The game doesn't hold your hand.

There's a masturbation scene that's just... strange. Not hot strange, more like uncanny valley strange. The model's big ass is rendered with way more detail than her face, which says something about priorities. The stripping sequences have this mechanical rhythm, like a clockwork doll undressing. It's off-putting and I couldn't look away. This isn't a polished experience, it's jagged and uncomfortable, and I've booted it up three times now just to see where the experiments storyline goes. Not for the sex, though that's there.

You know what gets me about corruption games? They promise this slow burn moral decay but mostly just speedrun to the messy bits. The Insexibles Chapter One tries something else. It wraps the whole thing in a weird little turn based combat sandbox that feels like someone smashed a bootleg Pokemon battle into a porn parody of that one comic universe with the flying guy and the metal skeleton dude. Not complaining. Actually I take that back, I am complaining about one thing but i'll get to it.

So you play this guy, right. Some labcoat nobody who's figured out how to build fight robots. And there's this dimension where superpowered people exist, you know the type, big tits, bigger ass, the whole cape spandex deal. Instead of just watching a visual novel tick along, you actually assemble your bot from parts and then go pick fights with these heroines. Combat is turn based. It's simple. Click, damage number, click, she's grappled. The whole point is losing means nothing and winning means you get to do whatever. And by whatever I mean specifically animated scenes where the male protagonist uses his victory to... well, deepthroat and choking tags are there for a reason. The internal view shots during oral are a nice touch if you're into seeing the anatomy of a bad decision. Cumshot at the end, classic.

The sandbox part is where it gets weird. You can poke around, build different robots. I spent way too long trying to minmax a bot with zero payoff because the real mechanic is just triggering the next story beat. The corruption? Barely there in this chapter. Feels like a promise for later chapters, a "trust me bro" from the dev. Multiple endings are mentioned but it's more like slight dialogue shifts before the same animated finish. The choking mechanic during the sex scene is animated decently, the 2DCG style is deliberately rough but somehow that adds to the whole "forbidden bootleg VHS" vibe. Wish the male domination wasn't so... straightforward? Like give me a dialogue wheel where I can be a smug bastard, not just a dick with a robot. Oh and the robot assembly? Pointless busywork to pad the sandbox tag. Still, that final scene with the big ass superheroine getting facefucked while her powers short out? That's the kind of spicier twist they promised.

Okay so the whole thing is a parody, right? Mahrio and Peaches, but it's not cute. The princess is blonde and stacked and her costume, oh honey, the costume is a disaster. It's that pink dress but the fabric looks cheap, like it would snag on a goblin's fingernail, and the way it clings to her chest is just... a choice. A deliberate, thirsty choice. The AI art gives everyone this weird glossy sheen, like they're all slightly sweaty. The goblins look like they crawled out of a discount bin, all green and lumpy, and the animation for the, uh, main event is so stiff. It's like watching two action figures get mashed together by a kid who doesn't understand anatomy.

The voice acting caught me off guard. Peaches has this breathy little girl voice that's supposed to be sexy but just made me feel like I needed to take a shower. The narration is the real star, this deep booming voice describing every squelch and moan like it's reading a nature documentary about the mating habits of plumbing enthusiasts. There's a scene in a sewer level, classic Mario, but the water looks like toxic sludge and Mahrio just stands there with this dead-eyed expression while a goblin has its way with the princess. The domination tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, it's not a suggestion, it's the whole plot. She gets tired of the sewers, which, girl, same, but the next world is just a different flavor of monster gangbang.

I spent way too long staring at her hair. The blonde is this flat, piss-yellow color that doesn't move right, even when she's... you know. It just sort of clips through her shoulders. For a game about a princess, there's zero elegance. It's all just grunting and close-ups of poorly rendered oral and anal. They forgot to make it fun. It's just a sequence of scenes, click to get to the next violation. The story is just a flimsy excuse, Mahrio is basically a chauffeur for disaster. I wish the goblins had better fashion sense, maybe a little hat or something. At least then I'd have something to laugh at besides the tragic lack of lube in this universe.