The animation quality on this one is genuinely janky, like someone learned Blender last week and decided Bleach characters were the ideal test subjects. Unohana's model keeps clipping through the... well, through the prop, let's say. But weirdly, that unpolished look adds something. Reminds me of those early 2000s Flash animations you'd find buried twelve pages deep on Newgrounds, back when people just made stuff because they were horny and didn't care about perfect lighting rigs. There's a certain diy shamelessness to it.

Rangiku gets the anal scene and her expression barely changes which is kind of hilarious. Just the same slightly bored face while her ass is, as the description puts it, exposed like anybody else. The animator clearly had a thing for her butt though, that's where all the rendering budget went. Unohana is cowgirl position on this disembodied cock, totally checked out mentally, which I guess is character accurate if you squint. She'd probably be thinking about medical texts or something while mechanically riding. The red hair versus brunette contrast is the only visual composition they bothered with.

I was tabbing between this and a spreadsheet when my boss walked by, had to alt tab so fast I nearly broke my keyboard. The site itself is one of those aggressive porn game aggregates where every click spawns a new popup, you know the type. Miss the era when hentai artists at least tried to match character personalities instead of just slapping familiar hairstyles on interchangeable bodies. But here I am still watching it so who's the real failure. At least Matsumoto's hair physics are somewhat accurate to the source material, if you ignore everything below her neck doing things her character would never do. The whole thing loops after about ninety seconds and I watched it three times before remembering I have a meeting.

Peach is on her knees again and honestly at this point it's just her natural habitat. The whole setup is so stripped back it's almost funny, just her blonde hair and that pink dress pulled down and a dick that's way too dark to belong to anyone in the Mushroom Kingdom sliding right between her tits. The animation loop is basically her pressing them together with this blank hentai stare, the kind where you know the artist just traced the same face three times and called it a day. It's not smooth. It's got that Newgrounds era jank where the motion snaps back to the start like a glitched GIF.

The titjob itself is the whole game. There's no foreplay, no other angles, just the squishing sound that's probably a stock effect from 2006. You can click the cock. That's your big interaction. Click it and it twitches and then there's the payoff, a thick load right across her face, dripping down her chin and onto her chest. And then the cum turns green and morphs into a 1-Up mushroom sitting on her nose. I laughed. It's so stupid but it's the only reason this thing has any personality. Without that little sprite edit it would be completely anonymous. The green mushroom just bobs there while she's still covered, and you're left staring at it wondering if you're supposed to feel accomplished.

The whole thing runs in a browser tab you'll close in maybe two minutes. There's no sound besides that one wet loop, no menu, no way to change the pace. It's a single scene that does exactly what the thumbnail promises and then you're done. I wish the mushroom had physics or you could at least make it bounce. Missed opportunity.

One of those rare and brief moments of peace, Princess Peach was walking in her garden when she was suddenly attacked and bitten by a tentacled creature. The creature can now do almost anything it wants with our royal blondie, since there's no one else around. This creature has one thing on its to-do list: Princess Peach! Today Princess Peach will be fucked by multiple tentacles in almost all of her fuckholes. Mario probably has never cleaned all these pipes before. He should have paid more attention to Princess Peach's interests. It seems like she is into hardcore bumming in all the holes with the cum shower.

Who the hell is Pedro and why does he keep making these fever dream crossovers. I found this one buried in my collection between some actual Fairy Tail doujins and a corrupted gif of Bulma. It's Android 18 and Erza Scarlet. On a beach. Waking you up with their asses. That's it. That's the whole plot.

The animation loops are rough, like someone learned Spine yesterday and decided to publish immediately. Erza's red hair clips through her shoulder every third cycle and 18's blonde spikes look like they were drawn with a mouse. But here's the thing. I've captured 47 frames of this mess and organized them by angle. The twerking syncs up weirdly well if you open two browser tabs slightly offset. Don't ask how I know this. The anal focus is front and center, no teasing, no buildup. Just cheeks in your face from frame one. The pussy shots are there too but feel almost accidental, like the artist forgot what they were supposed to be animating halfway through.

The beach background is a single jpeg that's been compressed to hell and back. There's a pixelated seagull that appears for exactly three frames and I've named him Greg. The sound design is nonexistent which honestly makes it better for looping. I've got this running on my second monitor while grinding dailies in other games and it's become background radiation at this point. The flashing tag is no joke though. If you're sensitive to that, the rapid booty bounce transitions might actually hurt. My only real complaint is that Erza's armor is completely missing. Like, not even a nod to her requip magic. She's just... there. In a bikini. With her signature red hair being the only identifier. 18 at least has her blue eyes and general demeanor, but Erza could be any redhead from any series. That bugs me more than the clipping.