Who the hell is Pedro and why does he keep making these fever dream crossovers. I found this one buried in my collection between some actual Fairy Tail doujins and a corrupted gif of Bulma. It's Android 18 and Erza Scarlet. On a beach. Waking you up with their asses. That's it. That's the whole plot.

The animation loops are rough, like someone learned Spine yesterday and decided to publish immediately. Erza's red hair clips through her shoulder every third cycle and 18's blonde spikes look like they were drawn with a mouse. But here's the thing. I've captured 47 frames of this mess and organized them by angle. The twerking syncs up weirdly well if you open two browser tabs slightly offset. Don't ask how I know this. The anal focus is front and center, no teasing, no buildup. Just cheeks in your face from frame one. The pussy shots are there too but feel almost accidental, like the artist forgot what they were supposed to be animating halfway through.

The beach background is a single jpeg that's been compressed to hell and back. There's a pixelated seagull that appears for exactly three frames and I've named him Greg. The sound design is nonexistent which honestly makes it better for looping. I've got this running on my second monitor while grinding dailies in other games and it's become background radiation at this point. The flashing tag is no joke though. If you're sensitive to that, the rapid booty bounce transitions might actually hurt. My only real complaint is that Erza's armor is completely missing. Like, not even a nod to her requip magic. She's just... there. In a bikini. With her signature red hair being the only identifier. 18 at least has her blue eyes and general demeanor, but Erza could be any redhead from any series. That bugs me more than the clipping.