To get the greatest chicks at the port the main hero of this short and jokey story has to get one thing which is very important for any self-respecting pirate - that he has to receive a parrot! And he really got one! And he really got indeed hot chick to fuck after that! But as you have very likely already guessed not everything will go according to our stud's plan and somewhere there is got to be a moment for turning this whole story into joke... Yet still chesty lady fucking with the daring pirate will be among the things you will see here! Funny and sexy animated story without any gameplay - just witness and enjoy! And ofcourse if you're going to like this type of humor then don't forget to check our website - we have a lot of them there and they won't be about pirates!

The award for Most Honest Tits goes to this slider puzzle. Not because they're the biggest, though they are huge, cartoonish beach balls that defy physics and probably back pain. But because when you slide that last piece into place and the image clicks together, there's a moment of pure, stupid satisfaction. You earned that pixel pussy. You worked for it.

The whole thing is summer themed, babes in swimsuits that are barely there, the kind of bikinis that look like they were applied with a spray gun. You got your classic slider, you move the squares around, the picture is all scrambled. I spent way too long on one with a girl bent over, the curve of her ass was split across four different tiles and my brain just couldn't make it connect. Kept putting a piece of her left cheek where her right tit should be. Felt like a fucking idiot. The art is that specific flavor of old flash game, lines are thick, colors are loud, everyone has a permanent sunburn glow. It's not trying to be classy. It knows what you're here for. Big bubblu butts, as the tag says. Can't argue with that.

There's no timer, no score, just you and the image. The slider mechanic is janky, sometimes a piece sticks for no reason. You click and click and it just sits there, mocking you. Then it moves when you're not ready and you lose your whole flow. But when that final tile slots in and the full image of some busty babe with a grin and a tan line appears, you forget the struggle. It's a simple transaction. Your time for a nude. Fair trade. I never did figure out if there was more than three girls. Got stuck on the one with the big hat and the even bigger... yeah. You know.