Yuna’s got that summoner outfit hiked up and she’s looking at you like you just offered her the last megalixir. This ain’t some slide show, it’s a straight up visual novel where you take the shy little white mage on a date that goes from zero to Zanarkand in about ten seconds. The whole thing runs right in your browser, no fuss, and honestly the voice acting caught me off guard. She actually moans and, if you pick the other path, screams. Like, properly. I had my headphones on and my neighbor definitely thinks I’m watching some cursed Spira snuff film now.

You get a choice. A real one. Gently fuck her on the floor, missionary style, lots of breathy japanese whimpers, a nice facial finish if you angle it right. Or. Or you click the other button and it’s just full dark aeon mode. Rape. Hard, on the floor, doggystyle, calling her a slut, the works. The 3d models are a bit janky, like a ps2 cutscene that got corrupted by a horny virus, but somehow that adds to it. The titfuck animation loops weirdly, her neck does this thing. Forget about it. The creampie scene though, that’s rendered with a kind of dedication I respect.

Sound on is mandatory. Her little “please” before the paizuri bit is stuck in my head. The whole thing is basically a paizuri delivery system with a plot thinner than a chocobo feather. You get a few images per path, maybe not enough to justify a second playthrough but who am I kidding, you’ll do both. I just wish there was a third option where Rikku bursts in or something. No, just Yuna. On the floor. Taking it. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?