First thing that hits me is how the menu screen looks like someone drew it on a napkin then scanned it at a gas station. Azuka's tits are massive though, like two planets with nipples, and the game knows it. You click through her dialogue about her deck or whatever and she's just sitting there with her shirt unbuttoned for no reason. Classic. I skipped most of the reading because the writing feels like a fan translation from 2006, full of weird pauses and "you are a good listener" lines. But then it happened. She leans in for the kiss and suddenly it's a full hentai scene, girl on top, her grinding like she's trying to win a tournament. The cumshot lands right across her anime face and she smiles. That's the whole game. You repeat it with her friends, doggystyle on a bed that looks like the floor, missionary in a void, pussy close-ups that are actually kind of detailed for something this broken.

The quest part is a lie. There's no quest. You click "talk" then "flirt" then "fuck" and that's it. Sometimes the button says "punish her like a whore" which I thought was a joke but no, it just triggers the same creampie animation with different dialogue. I don't know why they called it Dragon Quest style, there's no slimes or swords, just a Yu-Gi-Oh girl named Azuka who sometimes gets called Asuka in the text. One time the background was just a jpeg of a card shop stretched weird. My browser froze on the cumshot and I had to refresh. Lost all progress which was like four scenes.

But I keep coming back to that one creampie animation where she looks directly at the camera. It's ugly. It's hot. It's like outsider art for people who masturbate. I've seen fan games with more polish but this one has something. Maybe it's the unapologetic laziness. Or the way Alexis Rhodes shows up later with her tits even bigger and no explanation. You just click and she's naked. That's the whole review. I don't know if I liked it. I finished it though. Twice. The second time I turned the sound off because the moaning loops like a broken toy. There's a bug where her face disappears during doggystyle. I miss it when it's not there.