Feels like finding an old flash drive under someone's couch during a party. The kind where you shouldn't click but the booze says otherwise. Gurren Lagann hentai. Who asked for this? Simon probably. That little bastard.

There's Yoko Littner obviously. The whole premise is about as subtle as a brick through a window. No build up, no fighting the anti-spiral or whatever nonsense the actual show had. Just straight to it with Simon, Kamina maybe? The tags say threesome, doctor girlfriend. Wait what? Since when was she a doctor? I must've blacked out during that episode. Actually I probably just skipped all dialogue in the real anime too, same as here. The animation is those stiff flash joints that look like someone learned tweening yesterday. Janky movements where the rest of body is static except one part bouncing like it's got a mind of its own. The boob physics would make a physics professor cry. Not in a good way. More like "this defies conservation of momentum and taste". Yet here I am. The loop is hypnotic. Ironic enjoyment is still enjoyment, fight me.

Credit where due, nobody's pretending this is art. It's a flash "film" from the golden age of newgrounds wannabes. I miss those days sort of. Where you'd open a random website and get hit with moaning from speakers you forgot weren't muted. The sound design in these things always has that one stock moan loop repeated every 1.2 seconds. I wish someone would ban that specific audio clip from the internet. But Dr. Yoko or regular Yoko. Does it matter? The game has a medical kink now I guess. Someone in a forum should do a 5000 word psychological breakdown on why Yoko needed a lab coat. That thread would slap harder than the actual content.