The whole thing feels like someone left a lasagna in the sun for three days and then tried to serve it as a gourmet meal. Elizabeth is this franchise owner, right, supposed to be a big shot with her clothing store, but the game opens with her sister Holly dumping the niece Jessica on her for the summer. And I mean literally dumping, the dialogue is so stiff it's like two robots reading a terms of service agreement. The "business" tag is a joke, you see the store maybe twice and it's just a background jpeg with zero interaction. I wanted to run that boutique into the ground, make some real fucked up corporate decisions, but no, it's just a waiting room for the next awkward lesbian scene.

The 3DCG is that special kind of ugly where the skin looks like melted candle wax and the big tits have their own gravitational pull, defying physics in a way that's not even hot, just distracting. There's this one interracial scene with a redhead milf that comes out of nowhere, and the animation cycles are so robotic I thought my browser was buffering. But I kept clicking, right? The teasing mechanic is basically just clicking on body parts until a meter fills up, and the masturbation scenes are about as erotic as watching a mannequin twitch. The cheating plotline is there but it's so telegraphed you'd have to be braindead to feel any tension.

The oral sex sequences have this weird thing where the sound effects are just... wet slapping. No rhythm, no build up, just slapslapslap like someone's aggressively mixing macaroni salad. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the multiple protagonist thing was bugged because you switch to Jessica's perspective exactly once and then it's back to Elizabeth's boring ass for the rest of the game. The big ass tag is doing some heavy lifting here, it's the only thing they rendered with any care, like the artist had a singular focus and everything else was an afterthought. The whole thing is a mess but I finished it anyway, which probably says more about me than the game.