You know what gets me about this? The bat symbol. It's just... there. In the background. While Batman, and I cannot stress this enough, the actual Batman, is getting his balls licked by Wonder Woman. Not Diana, not princess, just Wonder Whore apparently, which the game makes very clear is her name now. I spent way too long staring at that stupid bat symbol thinking about how Bruce Wayne's branding budget probably exceeds the GDP of some small nations and here it is, illuminating a blowjob that would make Arkham's finest blush.

The animation loops are something else. She goes at those bat-balls like she's trying to find a hidden clue in them, and then deeper, and then suddenly it's anal. No transition really, just... anal now. The sound design is what you'd expect from a flash game from that era, which is to say wet slapping noises that sound more like someone stepping in mud than anything erotic. I kept thinking about the Joker somewhere in Gotham, completely unaware that his nemesis is getting his bat-pipe cleaned in what I assume is the Batcave. Is it the Batcave? The background is so dark it could be a Denny's parking lot.

The character models are... well, they exist. Wonder Woman's chest is doing physics calculations that would make NASA engineers weep. Batman never takes off the cowl, which feels right somehow. He's committed to the bit even with his dick out. There's a cumshot at the end, obviously, and the whole thing loops in a way that suggests they're trapped in some kind of horny time prison. I wish there was more build-up, some actual tension, but also I respect a game that knows exactly what it is. A flash animation where DC heroes fuck. No puzzles, no dialogue, just the trinity of oral, anal, and questionable sound effects. The bat symbol just watching. Always watching.