ok so the whole thing is basically a war setting but who cares about the map when those tits are right there. the character designs are super rough, like someone sketched them on a napkin and then just said fuck it, ship it. love that energy honestly. the animation loops are janky, they don't quite connect right, there's this one creampie scene with a commander girl where the fluid just appears without any real motion leading to it. makes me think of those old flipbook doodles in the corner of a textbook. but here's the thing, the audio is just a single lo-fi beat on repeat, very chill, very "i'm studying but also my dick is out" vibe. it doesn't match the action at all, which is mostly some random dude violating maidens in a town. the disconnect is hilarious.

the writing is translated from japanese by what feels like a broken speak-and-spell. a soldier says "your resistance is making my lower body have big feeling" and i had to pause. that's poetry. you can't write that on purpose. the visual novel bits are just walls of text that sometimes forget to put the character sprite on the screen, so you're just reading a horny ghost's diary. but when the sprites do show up, the big tits are... there. they're just there. one girl's anatomy makes no sense, her chest is like two beach balls taped to a stick figure. i stared at it for way too long trying to figure out the bone structure.

there's no choices really, the story just happens to these girls. a scene with a female soldier in a tent goes on forever, the same three frames looping while the text describes something completely different from what's drawn. i think the artist and writer were in separate buildings and not talking. the creampie finish is just a static png that pops up with a sound effect like a doorbell. ding dong. that's your big climax. honestly if they added a dlc that was just a gallery mode with the lo-fi track, i'd probably listen to it while doing dishes. this game is a beautiful mess.