My kid asked me what this was and I just stared at the screen for a solid minute. It's called something about spring romance, you play an office guy in Japan, and the whole thing runs on these AI generated images that sometimes look like a dream and sometimes like someone put anime through a blender. The women have these impossible bodies, massive tits spilling out of work blouses, and the game does not wait long before clothes start coming off.

The dialogue is what you'd expect from a machine that learned flirting from bad translations. You pick responses and hope the algorithm likes you enough to show another picture. I clicked through a scene with a coworker and suddenly there's vaginal sex, very explicit, no fade to black, just right there on my browser. The AI art means every angle is slightly wrong in a way that sticks in your head. Her expression shifts from shy to something else but the eyes never quite focus. It's uncanny and horny at the same time, which I guess is the whole point.

There's supposed to be multiple romance paths but I only found two before I closed the tab. The big ass tag is not lying. One character bends over a desk and the image warps weirdly, her spine doing something human spines don't do. I laughed but also didn't look away. That's the thing about this, it's not good but it's not boring. The male protagonist has zero personality, just a void where charisma should be, yet women keep falling for him. Maybe that's the fantasy. I wish the writing had one genuine moment, one line that felt like a person wrote it, but that's not what this is for. The animated scenes loop awkwardly, like a gif that forgot its last frame. My kid is definitely not ready for this conversation.