Fuck me, the animation in this thing is janky as hell. Like someone animated it with their toes while half asleep. But that's the charm, right? It's that raw, unpolished Newgrounds energy, the kind you'd stumble upon at 2am on some forgotten corner of the internet. The whole setup is stupidly simple. Two nuns, fresh out of their habits, get into a private room and just go at it. The pussy licking is the main event, drawn with this exaggerated, messy style that's honestly hotter than a lot of the super clean hentai out there. There's a moment where one sister is going down on the other, and the way her tongue is just a wobbly pink smear... chef's kiss. It's so dumb it loops back around to being genius.

The ass fingering comes out of nowhere. One second it's all gentle, forbidden love between women of the cloth, the next a finger is buried to the knuckle and the receiving nun's eyes roll back in a way that's pure comedy gold. The whole thing is looped, so you get this hypnotic, rhythmic sloppiness. I'd give it the "Most Dedicated to the Bit" award for a lewd game. It knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to be anything else. A pure, concentrated shot of stupid, horny fun. The sound design, if you can call it that, is just a couple of wet squelch noises on repeat. It's perfect.

But then my brain started doing that thing where it wanders. I was watching the loop for the tenth time and suddenly I'm thinking about the logistics of convent life. Do they have assigned rooms? Is there a Mother Superior who schedules these "private sessions"? The description for the game mentions a missing priest, some guy with a rock hard dick who should burst in, and honestly, that would ruin it. The whole point is this weird, secluded, sapphic energy. Adding a dude with a boner would just be a distraction from the main attraction, which is this one nun's incredibly enthusiastic technique. The loop resets with a jarring little skip that I started to find weirdly endearing. It's not a bug, it's a feature, a little reminder that you're watching something gloriously broken. I completely forgot what my point was.