the ball physics in this one are actually kinda tight, which is weird to say about a game where the main draw is tits. but yeah, the arcanoid clone underneath the hentai wrapper has that one more level pull. you miss a bounce, the paddle feels just slightly too short, and then the next picture loads and you forget why you were annoyed.

the reward structure is simple. clear bricks, get a still. some of them are actually good, like proper doujin quality with shading and everything, not just lazy traced garbage. big boobs everywhere, obviously, but the artist knows how to draw a ballsack too, which is rare. most of these games just slap a png of a titty on screen and call it a day. this one at least tries to make the pictures feel earned.

the difficulty spikes around level six or seven. suddenly the ball speeds up and the paddle shrinks and you're losing lives while a half naked anime girl stares at you from the corner of the screen like she's disappointed. it's almost funny. almost.

i keep thinking about the sound design. there isn't any. just silence and the click of bricks breaking. for a porn game that's either a bug or a feature, i can't decide. maybe they knew you'd have your own soundtrack going.

anyway the picture gallery fills up fast if you're decent at brick breakers. if you're not, well, you'll be seeing the same three images for a while. the game doesn't care about your feelings. respect that.