The hotel room loads and my immediate thought is who the fuck designed this UI. The buttons are these weird semi-transparent blobs that look like they were drawn in MS Paint during a coffee break. But okay, fine, I'm not here for interface design awards. You're this blonde groupie and there's this dude who apparently is your biggest fan, which is already a bit creepy if you think about it too long but these games aren't exactly known for their narrative depth.

What works, weirdly enough, is the progression. First you're just sort of... fondling. Balls get their moment, which is rare in these quickie Flash games, most devs skip straight to the main event like they're late for a bus. Then the blowjob scene