My kid asked me what I was playing and I just closed the browser so fast I think I pulled something in my wrist. Something about a circus. And time travel. And a woman who apparently cannot stop finding new ways to get herself into situations.

The whole thing feels like it was drawn on a napkin during a lunch break. Not in a bad way. There is this roughness to it, like the artist just said "fuck it" and went with the first sketch. The main character has these absolutely massive tits that defy every law of physics and I spent a weird amount of time just staring at the way they sit on her chest. They don't move right. They just sort of exist there, like two aggressive declarations. And then she gets this toy, some kind of high tech glowing thing, and the next scene is her in a jungle with Tarzan. Not the Disney one. This Tarzan has a cock that looks like it was modeled after a fire extinguisher.

The circus part is where my brain just gave up trying to find a plot. She travels through time, lands in some tent, and immediately the clowns are not doing normal clown things. There is this one bit with an elephant I wish I could unsee. Not the animal. A prop. I think. The humor is so deadpan that I actually laughed once, then felt weird about it. The dialogue boxes are full of typos and strange phrasing that makes it sound like it was translated through three different languages before landing in English. "Under her Big Top" is the subtitle and that is exactly the level of cleverness we are working with.

The pacing is like a sneeze that keeps almost happening. You click and something horny happens. You click again and something even more unhinged happens. No buildup. Just a parade of increasingly absurd sexual scenarios. I wish the sound design existed. There isn't any. Just silence while a woman gets railed by a time traveling strongman. My neighbor probably thinks I'm having a very quiet stroke.