Charlie's back, and this time the sprite work is doing something with her hips that I can't stop staring at. The whole thing feels like a bootleg VHS you found under your uncle's bed, all fuzzy pixels and that specific shade of blonde that only existed in 90s parody porn. She's got this little wobble animation when she walks. It's wrong. The timing is off by maybe two frames. I've spent way too long thinking about this. The artist definitely traced something from a magazine, you can tell by how the fabric folds don't quite match the movement, but that's part of the charm. Or not charm. Whatever it is when something is technically broken but your dick doesn't care.

The Microsofty Empire thing. Master Bill Bates. Purple Helmut. I mean, come on. There's a scene where you're infiltrating the Breast Star, which is exactly what it sounds like, and the dialogue choices are so aggressively stupid that I laughed with my pants literally around my ankles. That's a weird sensation. The humor is weaponized, it knows exactly what it's doing, and then suddenly there's a closeup of Charlie's mouth doing something anatomically questionable and you remember this isn't actually a comedy game. Or it is, but with tentacles. The space setting is barely there, just some stars pasted in the background, but who's looking at the background when the parody is this committed to being filthy.

The hentai bits are surprisingly detailed for something that looks like it was drawn during a lunch break. There's this one expression she makes. Eyes half lidded, tongue slightly out. It's a stock hentai face but it works every single time. I'm not proud of this. The game crashed once during a particularly intense scene with the overlord and I had to reload, losing about twenty minutes of progress, and I genuinely considered just not playing anymore. Then I reloaded anyway because the Breast Star wasn't going to infiltrate itself. The writing has these moments where it forgets to be a parody and just becomes weirdly sincere about its kinks, which is more off putting than the actual porn. But then Charlie does that hip wobble again and I forget what I was complaining about.