ok so you know that feeling when you open a new lewd game and the thumbnail promised you a buffet but you can already smell something's off? Rob's story hits like that. not bad, just... weirdly specific. family drama, dead parents inside, sister gets all the love, classic neglect setup. then a poker game.

and the poker game. listen. the cards don't matter. nobody explained the rules to me. just vibes and then suddenly tits. animated tits. which is wild because the rest of the game looks like a unity project that someone abandoned after a week, but the animators really said we're putting our entire budget into the ahegao faces. and they do. every scene. faces go full derp in that exaggerated way. you either love it or you're lying.

so Rob wins some bet or loses, doesn't matter, and suddenly girls. plural. harem speedrun any%. one minute you're a broke college student who can't get a text back from his own mom, next minute there's a rotation of 3dcg women lined up for vaginal and oral like it's a deli counter. the animation loops are short but they commit. one blonde goes cross-eyed during a blowjob and I had to actually put my phone down. not because it was hot. well. partly because it was hot.

I wish the dialogue tried less. sometimes characters monologue about backstory while their tits are out and my brother in christ nobody is reading. you can't make me care about inheritance drama when there's an animated tongue swirling on screen. one girl mentions the poker game again like it was foreshadowing and I genuinely forgot there was a plot. the transitions between scenes feel like someone dragged clips into imovie and called it a day. but the ahegao faces. I keep coming back to them. the artist has a thing. and honestly? respect.