This reporter, she’s got this look on her face like she's calculating how many cocks equal one ratings point.

They call it The Horny Games and honestly, that's pretty much what you'd think if you took the whole survival broadcast thing and said forget the bows and arrows, let's just film some absolute filth. Katniss Everdeen would not approve, but this girl isn't about rebellion, she's about that spike in viewership. The thing loads and you're immediately in this tiny studio set. The co-host is just... there. Ready. The first thing you're doing is lining him up, watching her take this hard cock so clinically, like it’s a segment on the evening news. I spent a weirdly long time getting the angle right for the vaginal stuff before the game even hinted at the anal. A slow drag of the mouse, her expression barely changing. It's unsentimental which is its own kind of hot.

Then you fold her up and it’s all about the rough anal. The positioning is awkward, her body bends in this way that would definitely require a chiropractor in real life. I wish the camera would just pan out a tiny bit more. It won't, never will. Wait, did I mention the sound? There’s a wet slap that kicks in during the backdoor part, but the loop is like a five-second clip on repeat, so it starts sounding like someone’s applauding very slowly. A strange detail to obsess over but it pulled me right out of the moment. A bug crawled across my actual window and I flinched, thinking it was on her.

Obviously it all ends on her face. The cumshot is the big finale for the on-camera ratings grab. You’re directing it like it’s a money shot in a movie about a dystopian reality show. The splatter effect is a bit thick, almost like pancake batter. She blinks, smears it around, and that’s sort of it. The whole thing is unpolished and deliberate, a weird little piece of interactive lewdness where the selling point is literally just giving the world a hot facial and watching her sell it. She never breaks character which is a bit unnerving. I kind of wanted her to drop the act, just once, but she never does.