Okay so I downloaded this thing on my phone during lunch break, right, because the title promised superhero weeb meme harem and I'm a simple man with simple needs. The first five minutes is just text, text, text. You get jumped by some villains, which is basically a slideshow, and then this hot superhero girl shows up and saves your ass. Her tits are like, right there. The art style is deliberately janky, like someone drew it on a napkin but then colored it in with a mouse from 2004. I respect that.

The quick time events are a joke. You press spacebar or tap the screen when the little icon flashes and if you miss, you get a game over screen that calls you a beta cuck. I missed on purpose twice just to see the different insults. Then you're at superhero school and there's this girl who's obviously a parody of that one anime character with the purple hair and the dead eyes, but here she's got a massive rack and keeps making jokes about "mana transfer" that go absolutely nowhere. The writing is so bad it loops back around to being funny. Like, one line was just "you have obtained the power of boners" and I laughed so hard I almost dropped my phone in the urinal.

There's a mystery tag but I have no idea what the mystery is. Maybe it's the mystery of why the main character has no face. He's just a pair of floating sunglasses and a smirk. The sci-fi stuff is just an excuse to put girls in tight latex suits. I wish there was more actual combat, but it's mostly dialogue trees where every option leads to the same scene with slightly different horny text. The romance is nonexistent, it's just a series of escalating pervert situations. I played for maybe twenty minutes and saw three panty shots and one very explicit dream sequence involving tentacles that came out of nowhere. Then my boss walked by and I had to pretend I was reading an email. Anyway, it's fine. Not great, but fine.