Right so the ghost handjob thing. That's what got me clicking. Not even gonna pretend otherwise. The Judas Ghost, and yeah there's a ghost, and yeah she does stuff. But then I spent like forty minutes trying to figure out the damn currency system for buying outfits. You collect these coins scattered around the mansion, and I kept getting lost in the same hallway three times because the day/night cycle changes the lighting and suddenly nothing looks familiar. The map is useless honestly.

The big tits character, think her name was Lydia or something, has this whole teasing thing going on where she'll just... touch you through your pants during conversations if your affection is high enough. No warning. Just mid dialogue about the paranormal mystery and her hand is there. And the animation for it is surprisingly smooth for something that feels deliberately unpolished elsewhere. The oral scenes with the ghost character though. She phases through the bed. Like her body just clips through furniture constantly and nobody fixed it. Maybe it's intentional? Ghost logic? But it looks janky as hell and I couldn't stop laughing during what was supposed to be this intense moment.

The groping mechanics are tied to a point and click system where you have to find hidden items first. Miss one stupid key behind a curtain and you're locked out of an entire masturbation scene later. I missed it. Twice. Had to restart the whole day cycle. The sandbox structure means you can just wander around building affection with whoever you want, but the mystery plot keeps interrupting with these text dumps about the ghost's backstory. Romance options feel weirdly sincere for a game where you can also just grind currency to buy lingerie. Big ass character has a storyline about trust and vulnerability and I'm sitting there clicking through it while she's bent over a dresser. The tonal whiplash is something else.