The black screen bug is still a thing apparently. Adjusting the Movie Volume in the settings. What a weird fix for animations not playing. Like putting a band-aid on a leaky pipe but hey, it works. Four years after whatever happened in The Fosters, Jack's back as a substitute teacher watching detention for a week. Easy money, right? Wrong. These aren't just troublemakers, they're horny little schemers with daddy issues and zero boundaries.

The spanking mechanic caught me off guard. Not because it's there, obviously it's there, but because the game treats it so casually. Click, smack, relationship points go up. The 3DCG models have that stiff, slightly dead-eyed quality you expect from these games but the interracial scenes are where the animators actually tried. Kendra's scene in the empty classroom after hours. Something about the way the desk creaks. The teacher-student power dynamic gets twisted into a pretzel and then tossed aside entirely because everyone wants Jack's dick. His former students, new students, probably the janitor if the game had a janitor.

The harem management is... look, you're not really managing anything. You're just clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to creampies. Which is fine. That's what we're here for. But sometimes a character will reference trauma from the first game and I'm sitting there like, am I supposed to feel something? The tonal whiplash between "my parents' divorce destroyed me" and "put it in my ass" happens in the span of two clicks. Oral sex scenes are generous though. The detention room blowjob where she maintains eye contact while the principal walks past the window. Chef's kiss. Stupid, but chef's kiss.