The wife. Fucking hell, the wife. Beatrice. No, wait, that's not her name. Something with an E. Eleanor? She's the reason you're here, not the job. The job is a joke, some rich prick needs his dry cleaning tracked and his emails sorted. But she's there, in the hallway, with that silk robe that doesn't quite close, and the game knows exactly what it's doing. The sprite work is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during a boring meeting, but her eyes follow you. Not literally, it's a static image, but you know what I mean. There's this one scene, third day in, you're in the study and she leans over to point at something on the desk. The dialogue choice pops up: "Compliment her perfume" or "Stay professional." I picked the perfume. She laughed, this little snort that the text described as "unladylike," and I was done for. The cheating tag is right there in the description but you forget, you get wrapped up in the little power plays at the dinner table.

The husband is a cardboard cutout of a man, always on his phone, and the daughter... there's a daughter? She's in like two scenes and I kept mixing her up with the maid. The game's a visual novel so the "gameplay" is just clicking, but the choices actually branch in ways that feel accidental. I got a scene in the kitchen at night that I'm pretty sure was a bug, a dialogue loop that kept giving me affection points with the wife until her "relationship meter" was maxed out and the story just skipped ahead three days. Best glitch ever. The writing is horny and direct, no poetry, just "her hand rested on your thigh under the table" and then a description of exactly what that felt like through the fabric of your slacks. It's unpolished in a way that makes the polished stuff feel sterile. The assistant role is just an excuse, a flimsy one, and the game doesn't pretend otherwise. You're not juggling work and life, you're just trying to get into her panties while pretending to organize a gala. And honestly, the gala planning is the worst part. Who cares about the caterer? Skip, skip, skip. Oh, the daughter's name is Chloe. I think. She has a boyfriend who's a dickhead and there's a whole subplot about him that I clicked through as fast as humanly possible. The game wants you to care about the family drama but it's just filler between the moments where the wife's robe slips off her shoulder. And those moments are worth the price of admission, which is free, so what are you even complaining about?