Ok so I booted this up thinking my dick was about to get a workout from the tags, right? Big tits, big ass, animated, school setting. I'm like a kid in a candy store except the candy is pixel titties. Then the game hits me with a dead dad plot and I'm sitting there like that one John Travolta confused gif from Pulp Fiction. Where are the honkers? The game literally tells you in the description, no sexual content yet, but who reads descriptions? Not me apparently. I'm clicking through dialogue about grief and university and meeting new people while my lizard brain is screaming "show me the goods."

The main character is this uni student trying to figure his life out after his father dies. Heavy stuff. And I'm supposed to be forming relationships and watching the world change but honestly I was just clicking through waiting for a boob to pop out. The 3DCG looks decent enough, the animations are smooth for what they are, which is mostly people talking and walking around looking sad. There's this one character with absolutely massive... personality. You see her and think "ah yes, here we go" but nope. More story. More feelings. I actually started caring about the characters which was not the plan. I came here to goon not to feel.

The game is basically a visual novel that's blue balling you on purpose. It's like edging but for your emotions. I found myself getting invested in the protagonist's journey and then remembered I was supposed to be horny and felt weird about it. The humor helps though, there's some genuinely funny moments that caught me off guard. One scene where the MC is trying to cook and absolutely destroys the kitchen had me laughing. Still no sex though. I respect the commitment to storytelling first but also I'm impatient and terrible. Maybe the dev will add the spicy stuff later, who knows. For now it's just a well written story with some very attractive character models that never do anything. Like going to a strip club where everyone keeps their clothes on and talks about their feelings. Weirdly compelling though.