So the thing with this game is, the main guy Eric is supposed to be some virgin coming back to his hometown, right? But the first real scene I got was with his own mom and I just sat there thinking wait, this is the tutorial? No buildup, no awkward tension. She just walks in on him having one of his "harder" problems and next thing you know it's a full animated creampie scene. The 3D models have that rubbery look, you know the one, like someone forgot to finish the textures but honestly that almost makes the milf characters better because their massive tits don't even pretend to obey physics. It's that weird uncanny valley that somehow works for monster girls too, the succubus character later has this tail that clips through the bed constantly and I laughed so hard I lost my, uh, momentum.

And then the harem thing. Every woman in town apparently just needs to help this kid with his magical succubus curse which is just an excuse to bang everyone. The sandbox stuff is basically clicking on a map and picking who to visit. I wish there was some actual game to it but there won't be. Got stuck once because I didn't realize you had to talk to the neighbor lady twice in a row at night, like the game just expects you to grind conversations until clothes fall off. Speaking of which, the oral scenes are weirdly detailed compared to the vaginal ones, the tongue animation loops are almost hypnotic. There's this one moment with the big ass character bent over a couch and the angle makes her spine look like a question mark. Is that intentional? Probably not.

The incest tag is there and it doesn't pretend otherwise. Eric's sister acts annoyed for five seconds then she's in his room like nothing happened. Romance is what the description says but it's more like a fantasy where everyone's already decided they want it. The virgin thing gets dropped immediately after the first handjob. Monster girl content is there I guess, if you count the one succubus who mostly just stands there with glowing eyes while the animated loop plays. Honestly the whole thing feels like someone took a bunch of SFM models and said "what if plot but not really" and honestly? Sometimes that's exactly what you're in the mood for. The creampie finishes are consistent at least. Every. Single. Scene. Like clockwork. It's monotonous but also, I don't know, comfortable? Like fast food where you already know the taste before you open the wrapper. I did like the one fantasy sequence where the milf has these wings but they're not explained, just there for one scene, never mentioned again. That's the whole game really. Things happen and then we move on. The sandbox map has this house on the left that's always locked and I kept thinking it would unlock later but nope, just a dead icon. Drove me nuts. Anyway the animations are smooth even if the models look like they're made of melted candles and I closed the browser at some point and realized I'd been clicking through dialogue for what felt like forever but the scenes are what they are. Can't complain about the variety even if the romance is just a word they threw in the tags for SEO probably. The end.