The bunny thing is genius, but I almost missed it completely. There I was clicking through performances, thinking it was just another tits out, ass out guessing game. You pick a girl, she dances, steals off her top, maybe you get a bunny. Whatever. But then I saw the opponent counter and realized I could just... poke near the hopping bunny icon? And it scampers right off the screen. Gone. Goodbye, Rebecca's score. I spent a solid five minutes herding digital rabbits like a degenerate shepherd while my wife called from the other room about dinner. I said I was debugging something.

The whole premise is absurd in the best way. Eight judges, eight models, you're supposed to be impartial, but obviously you're not. That blonde with the awkward shimmy, the one who can't keep rhythm? She's still my champion. The models are real women, not renders, which gives it this weird homemade feel, like someone's very specific fetish project escaped onto the internet. The performances start tame, a dress shrugging off shoulders, a bra strap flick, and by the final selection round it gets genuinely explicit, full frontal, the kind of thing that makes you minimize the browser when footsteps approach. The audio is all wrong, the looping muffled beat that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. I muted it after two rounds. Couldn't tell you if the other brunette had better moves, I was too busy sabotaging her vote count. The whole game is basically jury tampering simulator with tits. Is it replayable? Depends on how attached you get to a particular model's terrible dancing. I've already gone back three times during slow meetings, same favorite, no shame. The tension when you're down one bunny and clicking frantically near the screen edge, trying to delete evidence of another judge's bad taste, it's more engaging than any spreadsheet I was supposed to be reviewing. The models don't react to your sabotage, that's the one thing missing. I want the girl I'm cheating against to at least look confused when her points vanish. Maybe in a sequel. A sexier, jankier Eurovision with nudity and manual score manipulation. I'd play that too.