ok so this game. stellar dream. right off the bat the name sounds like one of those cheap mobile ads where you match three gems to build a space farm but no. it's actually this whole thing about a colony ship and missing scouts and you're the guy. the main guy. and you have to find them and also somehow this involves banging your way across the galaxy which honestly is a mission statement i can get behind.
the first thing that hits you is the art. it's 2d but not like, lazy 2d. the women have these absolutely massive, physics defying tits that bounce with a mind of their own during the animated scenes. there's this one scientist on the mothership, total milf with glasses, and the first time you get a titfuck scene with her i actually laughed because the animation is so aggressively enthusiastic. like her boobs are trying to escape the screen. but then i kept rewatching it. so who's the real loser here. the inventory system is there i guess. you collect junk. space rocks. whatever. the real currency is how many times you can corrupt the alien diplomat lady who starts off all "we come in peace" and ends up with a creampie dripping down her thigh while she negotiates trade routes. the game doesn't even pretend the stats matter much. you can improve your fighting or talking but let's be real you're clicking through dialogue trees to see if the futa guard will let you grope her ass in exchange for a keycard.
speaking of which the futa content is. a lot. if that's your thing you're eating good. if it's not you'll be hitting the skip button faster than light speed. there's this one scene with a sandworm or something? i don't know i was distracted by the incest subplot with your sister who's also a scout. classic. the writing is what you'd expect from a game where a "diplomatic relations" quest ends with you balls deep in a blue skinned milf while she calls you captain. the pacing is weird. it's like a sandwich that's 90% mayo and 10% bread. you'll be clicking through endless text about shield frequencies and then suddenly someone's giving you a handjob under a console. no warning. i appreciate the honesty.
the sandbox elements are there so you can pretend it's a real game. walk around the ship. click on things. the map is confusing and i got lost twice trying to find the engine room for a quest that turned out to just be a blowjob scene with the engineer. she's got a big ass. the game knows it. the camera knows it. every dialogue option is basically "stare at her ass" or "stare at her ass but be polite about it." the corruption mechanics are straightforward. give gifts. say the right horny thing. watch the character portrait slowly change from neutral to "i've made a huge mistake" face. romance is an option too if you want to be a gentleman about the whole intergalactic prostitution ring you're running.