The first thing that hits you isn’t the tits, it’s the weirdly specific dialogue about Athenian politics. You’re some smug bastard who’s figured out how to use a magical leash on superheroines, and the game opens with Wonder Woman chained up in a crumbling temple, arguing with you about sovereignty. The art is that scratchy, overly shiny 2DCG style that makes everyone look like they’re coated in a thin layer of olive oil. Not complaining.

The sandbox loop is you, a godly pimp, running a slave operation out of a Greek villa. You send your “recruits” out to earn drachma by, uh, performing. The mechanics are thin, just clicking through repetitive stat checks to unlock the next scene. Got stuck for a solid twenty minutes trying to figure out how to trigger the anal scene with Diana because the UI feedback is a cryptic mess. The menu icons look like they were drawn by a different artist who lost interest halfway through. You end up with a roster from the Justice League, and watching Superman’s allies get debased into handjobs for coin has a certain blunt shock value that the mythological setting somehow makes even more degrading.

The narrative tries, I’ll give it that. There’s a whole subplot about corrupting the Amazons that’s genuinely more interesting than the sex, which is a strange thing to say about a game where you can eventually unlock a titfuck scene with a mind-broken warrior. The creampie finish animations are jarringly fluid compared to the stiff stripping sequences, like the animator finally woke up. I wish the mobile port didn’t have the back button mapped so close to the cum button. Accidentally exited during a pivotal moment with Zatanna and lost progress, which is the kind of friction that kills the mood faster than a bad dialogue line. The parody elements feel mean spirited in a way that’s almost refreshing, it doesn’t pretend to be anything other than a power fantasy about ruining icons. That opening scene with Wonder Woman, though, the voice in my head for her was so condescending I almost respected the writing. Almost.