There's this moment with the redhead, maybe twenty minutes in if you're not just clicking through. She's got her hand on you and the animation loops in this janky way, her wrist bending at an angle that'd probably snap a tendon in real life. And yet. Something about how unpolished it is makes it dirtier. Like finding a crumpled magazine in the woods as a kid. You know it's not supposed to be good but that's exactly what makes it work.

The whole MMA backdrop is just window dressing for what's essentially a series of increasingly unlikely sexual encounters. Valentine, this special forces guy turned fighter, ends up as guardian for some young woman after a tragedy that the game describes in maybe three text boxes before moving on to the next blowjob scene. The multiple choices thing. Sometimes you pick between two dialogue options and one leads to vaginal sex and the other leads to... also vaginal sex but with slightly different dialogue beforehand. There was one choice where I deliberately picked the asshole response and the game just ignored it completely, the brunette still smiling like I'd said something charming. Made me laugh out loud on a Tuesday afternoon.

The CG hentai stuff is uncensored which is nice I guess. Some of the oral scenes have this weird thing where the character's eyes never quite look at what they're doing, staring off into the middle distance like they're mentally calculating their taxes. The virginity thing comes up with the blonde character and it's handled about as delicately as you'd expect from something that also has a training montage set to silence because the sound design is nonexistent. You ever notice how these games never have music during the sex scenes? Just wet sounds and awkward breathing. It's like being in the room with two people who forgot you were there.