The stat screen is a lie. That's the first thing. You grind charm like it's a JRPG and then some girl in a sailor uniform tells you your breath smells like the inside of a Game Boy cartridge slot. Not that I'd know. Anyway.

This is one of those school sim pickup things, right, but the dialogue reads like someone ran a dating sim through Google Translate, then back, then dropped it down the stairs. You walk around a city map that feels like it was drawn on a napkin, talking to anime girls who all have the same face but different hair colors. The RPG elements are there, stats go up, you unlock new dialogue options, but half the time the "correct" choice is just... clicking the most unhinged line. There's a girl who only responds to you if you've raised your intelligence high enough to understand her chuuni references. I spent way too long grinding math problems for that. Worth it? Maybe.

The explicit stuff is fine. It's there, it's animated enough, and the uniform stays on longer than you'd expect, which is a choice. Some endings are genuinely weird, like one where you end up as the school's janitor and the girls just... pity you. That one stuck with me longer than the actual sex scenes. The music is a chiptune loop that sounds like a bootleg Pokemon battle theme, and I swear it changes pitch when you enter the gym. Nobody talks about that.

Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot: the principal's face when you max out your "perversion" stat in front of her, the text box glitch where a girl's name is replaced with "ERROR_404_GIRLFRIEND", and the final scene with the class rep where she just stares at the camera for ten seconds. I don't know if that's a bug or a feature. Probably both. The game doesn't care if you finish it. It just... keeps going. Like a bad date that somehow ends with you in the nurse's office.