Alright so the office is dead quiet and I'm pretending to look at spreadsheets while actually playing this shifumi game with Nadine. You know rock paper scissors but with a brunette who's got this look like she knows she's gonna win. And she does. A lot.

The whole thing is just her in this tight top and jeans, and every time you actually beat her she takes something off. But here's the thing, the AI or whatever decides the throws is a complete bastard. I swear I threw paper five times in a row and she just kept doing scissors like she could see my screen. It's not even random, it's like the game wants you to suffer. Which I guess is the point? There's this one moment where she's down to just her bra and she does this little smirk before the next round, and I lost three more times before she finally took it off. The video quality is what you'd expect from something that loads in a browser tab next to my work email, a bit grainy but honestly who cares when you're trying not to get caught by your boss.

The model herself, Nadine, she's got this real energy, not like those dead eyed renders in other games. She actually reacts when you win, like she's annoyed but also maybe a little into it? I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into a striptease game I'm playing during my lunch break. The shifumi mechanic gets old fast though, and there's no way to speed it up or skip the animations when you're losing for the tenth time. I wish there was a way to just, you know, see everything without the mind games. But that's not happening.

Anyway my boss just walked by and I had to alt tab so fast I think I broke my keyboard. Nadine's probably still standing there half naked waiting for me to pick rock.